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    Default 7 Russians get bird flu

    Bird flu is transmitted to humans for the first time leaving seven Russian chicken factory workers infected with H5N8



    Please stay inside! There are birds everywhere. If you absolutely must go outside to forage for food and water, wear an oxygen mask! Otherwise, stay inside and do not leave your home. I already bought a bunch of oxygen tanks. I'm really scared.

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    Default Re: 7 Russians get bird flu

    Quote Originally Posted by KennyPowers View Post
    Bird flu is transmitted to humans for the first time leaving seven Russian chicken factory workers infected with H5N8



    Please stay inside! There are birds everywhere. If you absolutely must go outside to forage for food and water, wear an oxygen mask! Otherwise, stay inside and do not leave your home. I already bought a bunch of oxygen tanks. I'm really scared.

    I lol’d out loud at this.

    The kinda thing you wouldnt even be surprised to hear on the TV news these days.

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    Default Re: 7 Russians get bird flu

    I've got a goose down comforter, is it still safe guys?

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    Default Re: 7 Russians get bird flu

    Quote Originally Posted by rawimpact View Post
    I've got a goose down comforter, is it still safe guys?
    are you experiencing a mild cough, occasional sneezing, occasional dry eyes, and sometimes a need to release gas?

    If you do, you have the bird flu

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    Default Re: 7 Russians get bird flu

    If you eat birds, you get a bird flu?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FultzNationRISE View Post
    I lol’d out loud at this.

    The kinda thing you wouldnt even be surprised to hear on the TV news these days.
    sad but true.

    Thanks for some funny comments in this thread all.

    I respect exponential growth but must we all be chicken little?

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    Default Re: 7 Russians get bird flu

    can i get another check outta this one?

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    Default Re: 7 Russians get bird flu

    Confirmation that the 7 Ivans ****ed turkeys

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    Default Re: 7 Russians get bird flu

    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    If you eat birds, you get a bird flu?
    Aww, Axe was worried about not being able to eat birds due to the bird flu.

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    Default Re: 7 Russians get bird flu

    ^^Here goes this autistic piece of shit again trying to bump random old ass threads just to prove everyone else that he's still on adderalls.

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    Default Re: 7 Russians get bird flu

    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    If you eat birds, you get a bird flu?
    Chewing eats everything.

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    Default Re: 7 Russians get bird flu

    Quote Originally Posted by Lakers Legend#32 View Post
    Chewing eats everything.

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    Default Re: 7 Russians get bird flu

    Quote Originally Posted by Lakers Legend#32 View Post
    Chewing eats everything.

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    Default Re: 7 Russians get bird flu

    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    ^^Here goes this autistic piece of shit again trying to bump random old ass threads just to prove everyone else that he's still on adderalls.
    I fvcking hate autistic greg, he needs to just overdose on adderalls already.

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