Originally Posted by andgar923
when I have a hard on.
Seriously...... how many have had it happen to them?
You're sitting down watching your fav Gloria Gucci flick and all of a sudden somebody's knocking at the door.
And you try to hide behind the door and cut whatever kind of convo it is short.
"You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton"-greatest movie quote ever