70 year old U.S. Tourist in Costa Rica Kills Mugger (funny IMO)
(I don’t think this story has been posted and I may be demented but I find the story amusing)
The suspect and two other men armed with a knife and gun held up their tour bus, said Luis Hernandez, the police chief of Limon. The American, who is about 70 years old and retired from the military, put the 20-year-old in a head lock and broke his clavicle
(snapped the mother f***ers neck)
Lesson learned: Don’t fhaq with retired military
The two other men fled when the 12 senior citizens started defending themselves
Lesson 2 learned: Never try to take senior citizens hard candy they get pissed J/K
The tourists left on their Carnival cruise ship after the incident and Hernandez said authorities do not plan to press charges against them.
Lesson 3 learned: If someone tries to jack you in Costa Rica kill them it’s all good
Re: 70 year old U.S. Tourist in Costa Rica Kills Mugger (funny IMO)
Originally Posted by VCDrivesAPorscheToWork
the lesson to be learned is that thieves are bad.
also, you know it is perfectly legal if you shoot and kill someone who trespasses on your property by breaking and entering and shows clear intent on bringing you or someone in your home harm?
as long as the evidence is very clear, and there is motive, then it is legal to shoot the bastard with a12 guage.
dont go equating foreign laws with American ones.
Overseas you are a FOREIGNER and are ALWAYS wrong unless you have money to buy yourself out of the trouble. Luckily for Sargeant Kickass he was on a tour bus and there were witnesses and well to do people (ie monied locals) running the operation. That shiiiit happens on the street and gramps is paying a hefty bribe to get his ass out of trouble with the local authority.