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Old 04-29-2012, 08:52 PM   #466
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Wouldn't this just lead to premature ejaculation?
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Old 04-29-2012, 08:54 PM   #467
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Wouldn't this just lead to premature ejaculation?
Only if you're thinkin about women and sex, then yes it would. Just get tittys out your mind and you're good.
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Old 04-29-2012, 09:14 PM   #468
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This is semi-related. I was shaving my nuts and sliced my shit and it started bleeding. Don't know if anyone has ever had blood come from around their manhood area, but I almost passed out "aah!"

I remember shaving back in them days, but that shit get kept getting thicker more annoying.

Now I stick to buzzing. If a bitch wants cack she can deal with some hair. Feel me?
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Old 04-29-2012, 09:32 PM   #469
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I remember shaving back in them days, but that shit get kept getting thicker more annoying.

Now I stick to buzzing. If a bitch wants cack she can deal with some hair. Feel me?
But when yo shit lookin like a Jackson 5 afro, it's time for that razor to be pulled out.
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Old 04-29-2012, 09:35 PM   #470
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But when yo shit lookin like a Jackson 5 afro, it's time for that razor to be pulled out.

Just tell the bitch it's Pinnochio Jackson and have her lie down.
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Old 05-01-2012, 05:15 AM   #471
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one moment of weakness, happened to make a thread that same night, where i was drunk, high, and horny (in an unnatural way i guess) and i had to pop one off

since the 22nd though that was my only lapse. feeling great and full of energy and i was hoping the deprivation would calm my add... which it has to an extent. at the very least, i'm much more aware of invasive uncontrollable thoughts and the bodily jitters/twitching that go along with a thumping heart rate. at the very least i'm recognizing it when it happens and telling myself to stop which is a start at least. meditation (another aspect of this goal) hasn't been going so well, i've had bad nasal congestion for over a year now and it makes the focus on steady breathing very difficult, plus i'm not the most flexible so the cross legged position tightens my muscles way more than i'd like. exercise has been a constant though which i'm happy about, feeling very energetic at least once i get going, the initiation of which is still psychological warfare in my head

i'm still counting my days from the end of the 21st/beginning of the 22nd because of extenuating circumstances, putting me at day 9, though technically i've been thrown back to going on day 6 i the above counts

keeping busy really makes this shit easy, first time on ish in days and already i feel that urge. but i will resist! thx ish
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Old 05-01-2012, 07:04 AM   #472
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Girl I started seeing is going away for 2 weeks. We started a no fap challenge between us. I think she'll have an easier time then me.
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Old 05-04-2012, 11:45 PM   #473
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goin on two weeks now for all intents and purposes and couldn't be happier. had a few really vivid sex dreams that were amazing until i woke up and realized nobody was gonna help me splurge and i had already promised internet anonymous that i wouldn't do it myself. i gotta admit to stroking a little bit in the middle of the night a few nights ago but it wasn't for long

noticing MAJOR differences in my approach to women... not exactly interacting with them, i've been hanging with family and close friends so i haven't been doing much legit flirting. but i'm in toronto and i've been exploring the streets, really strutting around like a pimp, chin up, checking surroundings. this instead of acting holier than thou and ignoring the world listening to music or staring off or w/e. and i'm constantly scanning for ANYBODY worth checking out, and then going for immediate eye contact. its crazy

now bear in mind, i'm a relatively nervous guy once the idea of an approach gets in my head, i get by with neurotic wit and gag humour and do quite well in the laughs dpt but i've absolutely never been an assassin going for the kill... until now. first girl i did it to stared right back into my eyes and i held it for a second or two til she was 10 ft away or so then looked straight ahead, but i held it with a smile with another really sexy curvy girl on the street. absolutely no opener to stop her in her trax but that wasn't really the point and i'll have plenty of opportunities. so that's awesome.

still exercising a bunch, feeling clear in the head, working on my breathing and thought blocking a lot

feelin good feelin great, feelin great feelin good how r u?

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Old 05-05-2012, 01:05 PM   #474
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Hahaha great to hear Ridonks.

You've temporarily disabandoned the crafty ego you've constructed over the years and tapped into your pure, simple, primal predatory instincts.

Not sure if that's a good thing, but UR HAPPY SO DA WORLDZ HAPPY.
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:10 PM   #475
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Anyone ever came without cumming? Like you ever just be doin random shit, and then you feel like you are cumming for a slight second. Your mind goes to some Utopian place, than and bam, you're back to reality?
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:23 PM   #476
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didnt fap yesterday.
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:27 PM   #477
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Anyone ever came without cumming? Like you ever just be doin random shit, and then you feel like you are cumming for a slight second. Your mind goes to some Utopian place, than and bam, you're back to reality?

Yeah.. it's called a dry orgazm. You can achieve a euphoric like bliss in a lot of ways man..

You can click your amygdala

You can take MDMA.

You can choke your vagus nerve (side of your neck) for a few seconds, cut off oxygen and feel a high after.

You can jack off and on the moment of cumming, stick a finger in your taint (Serious), not ***, and feel that.

You can actually focus on your prostate (this takes insane focus) and feel throbbign sensations of pleasure go up your body.

You can undergo deep meditation.

You can experiment with binaural waves.. specifically delta and theta.

You can undergo hypnosis.

The world's your oyster Kizz.
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:48 PM   #478
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About two weeks ago my lady walked in on me stroking it to porn on my phone in the bathroom. I was pretending to take a shower. She got super pissed, felt weird that i was hiding it. We almost broke up. Worst part is i went to do it right after we had already had sex, which i guess really made her feel odd/crappy/insecure/weirded out.

After a talk i realized that i had developed a slight addiction to porn, and i would resort to sroking it at times when i was feeling depressed. (see when we did it, i made her climax, but i hadn't, and often have had a hard time doing so because i'm thinking so much during it that i don't stop to enjoy it-so its safe to say i wasn't feeling like a "real men" because of having had watched so much porn growing up, i had set a lot of expectations for myself - unrealistic ones for a noob at the sex game >_>)

I share this with you guys because i know how tough it can be to stay away from porn or stroking it to pic of a hot chick.

I haven't watched porn or stroked it in over two weeks, and so far it has paid off. Me and my lady did it yesterday and i came, rested about 45 seconds, went back in even harder, made her *** and then i came once again.

So stay strong, it will pay off.
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:05 PM   #479
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Good Stuff. Ridonks and Jefferson Money have a Masters Degree in M@sturbation.
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:13 PM   #480
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if *********ing is bad for you, is boning AKA boinking bad for you as well?
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