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Old 04-17-2007, 11:05 AM   #46
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Default Re: lets start a yo momma thread

I hope this doesn't offend eveyone (although it's kinda the point of your mama jokes)

your mama is so fat and slutty, everyone thinks he's a city bus and gets on her for only a dollar
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:46 AM   #47
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haha, ur moms so fat, i use her belly button as an inground swimming pool
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:51 AM   #48
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Yo mama so short she flush the toilet on her tippy toes.

Yo mama so old Moses signed her year book.
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Old 04-17-2007, 12:25 PM   #49
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Yo Mama’s like a shotgun give her a c0ck and she’ll blow


Yo mama’s like a race car burning 4 rubbers a day
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:28 PM   #50
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:39 PM   #51
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your mama is so fat... her fart is the real cause of global warming
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:49 PM   #52
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ya momma so bald when she try to braid her hair it looks like she got stitches...

ya momma so dumb she got locked in the bathroom and peed on herself...

ya momma so big her clothes got stretch marks...

Yo momma got a glass eye witta dead fish in it and she always walk around lookin like she rollin one eye ...
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:23 PM   #53
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yo mommas so bald, when she took a shower, she got brainwashed.
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Old 04-17-2007, 05:27 PM   #54
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Your mama's so hairy, you got rug burn when you were born.

Your mama's like a hardware store, 50 cents a screw.
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Old 04-17-2007, 06:22 PM   #55
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your mama's so fat when it rains she uses the highway as a slip n slide.

your mama's so dumb it took her an hour to make minutemaid
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Old 04-17-2007, 06:26 PM   #56
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yo mamas so poor, your whole family eat cereal with a fork and pass on the bowl..

yo mamas so poor, shes on the cover of foodstamps!!
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Old 04-17-2007, 09:06 PM   #57
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Yo momma's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch '60 minutes'.
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Old 04-17-2007, 09:56 PM   #58
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If you were cooking any slower...




Well you wouldn't be cooking very fast at all now would you?\

Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:12 PM   #59
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Yo momma so fat when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
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