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7-time NBA All-Star
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by Sicknote
I'll apply.
I demand 40% of all profits.
The position does not pay in cash.
Benefits of the gig:
You get to bask in my awesomeness.
You get to smoke weed for the free.
You get to pick up my dry cleaning and takeout.
You may get access to really sexy broads.
You are guaranteed to be able to smash the sexy chika's fat friends.
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Local High School Star
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by Dasher
The position does not pay in cash.
Benefits of the gig:
You get to bask in my awesomeness.
You get to smoke weed for the free.
You get to pick up my dry cleaning and takeout.
You may get access to really sexy broads.
You are guaranteed to be able to smash the sexy chika's fat friends.
Guarantee my access to the really sexy broads and we're good.
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Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
You should work for me.
Benefits of the gig:
You get to bask in my awesomeness.
You get to smoke weed for the free.
You get to pick up my dry cleaning and takeout.
You get access to really sexy broads.
You are guaranteed to be able to smash the sexy chika's fat friends.
You get to flash my cash, but not spend it.
You get to hold my belt while I am in the hot tub.
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7-time NBA All-Star
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Position still needs to be filled.
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My Name Is My Name
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by Legend of Josh
If Jeff would unlock my Sagat account, I'd loan you da muscle homey...
... since you my manz and all ... I got sumfin' fo u until ya boy J$ is out da pen, 1
Slim Charles can take car-dat
You can come work for me big man.
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F*ck off, Randy
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Dude.
Seriously.
I will hold your weed. I will smoke it, and I will kill anybody who tries to come in between that. Weed means about as much to me as my own life does, so you know you're smoke is gonna be in good hands.
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My Name Is My Name
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by catzhernandez
Dude.
Seriously.
I will hold your weed. I will smoke it, and I will kill anybody who tries to come in between that. Weed means about as much to me as my own life does, so you know you're smoke is gonna be in good hands.
Paypal me $ and I'll get you herb from here...
http://www.thegreencross.org/ver3/
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F*ck off, Randy
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by MarloStanfield
Dude, I so fu[COLOR="Black"]c[/COLOR]king would if that sh[COLOR="Black"]i[/COLOR]t would work.
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My Name Is My Name
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Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
What are your qualifications?
Well, for starters, me and my cop friends confiskate alot ov weeed and wee smoke it useually
pretty much yeah. i got what u need
Can you provide references?
yezzir. i usually hand out reseats after each weed purchase with my logo/slogan on the back. "I've never sold you dope, just remember dont drop the soap"
Are you a military veteran?
no
List relevant experience.
I sold/sniff crack from time to time.
Do you have any special skills?
Im looking forward to selling on a street near you!
[COLOR="White"]JK[/COLOR]
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Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
I'm back to reclaim my title.
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HANNN
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My Name Is My Name
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by TruthKGRay3412
At Marlo posting the same type of weed in 3 different bags with 3 different names..dont get me wrong thats nice bud but its not white russian or kush..looks like a high grade KB.
Real White Russian
Real Hindu Kush,not called "Kabul Kush"
Champagne "Very Rare"
LOL at you thinking that's all the same weed. You do realize those pictures are taken with a 1.3 megapixel phone camera inside of a bag dude. You do realize that there are strains that exist that you can't google right? You do realize I'm getting my marijuana from a reputable grower that sells to dispensaries which is legit as it gets? Please kid, stop trying to front like you know anything because you read high times or some sh*t.
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F*ck off, Randy
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by MarloStanfield
LOL at you thinking that's all the same weed. You do realize those pictures are taken with a 1.3 megapixel phone camera inside of a bag dude. You do realize that there are strains that exist that you can't google right? You do realize I'm getting my marijuana from a reputable grower that sells to dispensaries which is legit as it gets? Please kid, stop trying to front like you know anything because you read high times or some sh*t.
I hate wannabes.
Where's Truth gonna find time to perfect his marijuana connoisseurship with him hanging all over that girl he continues to post pics of all day long?
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Alpha Tarheel
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by catzhernandez
I hate wannabes.
Where's Truth gonna find time to perfect his marijuana connoisseurship with him hanging all over that girl he continues to post pics of all day long?
Catz has a point. Isn't this a 24 hr. job? Can't have any attachments.
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