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    Default Friends, Family Say Derrick Rose Hasn


    CHICAGO—Close friends and family confirmed Tuesday that Bulls point guard Derrick Rose has remained completely silent for the past 17 days, failing to utter one word since learning that the torn meniscus in his right knee will cause him to miss a second consecutive season. “Derrick just sits there; he hasn’t even moved,” said Rose’s friend Andre Hamlin, adding that the three-time All-Star spends most of the day on the couch staring at the ceiling. “Yesterday he inhaled deeply like he was about to say something, but then he just sighed and changed the TV channel he was watching.” Rose’s mother, Brenda, reportedly visited over the weekend and told her pajama-wearing son to remain positive in the face of adversity—an encouragement sources said the 2011 NBA MVP responded to with a shrug.

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    That's not surprising. I don't think Rose has the ability to put a sentence together. Have you seen him speak on television?

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    rose

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    I hope you fools eventually realize that this is a satirical article.

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    If any of you did actually believe that story, check the source and then laugh at yourself.

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    lol at the idiots missing it's from the onion

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperPippen


    I hope you fools eventually realize that this is a satirical article.

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    Another sh*t thread by the biggest fhaggot in ish

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    Default Re: Friends, Family Say Derrick Rose Hasn

    Quote Originally Posted by OJ SIMPSON 2.0
    Another sh*t thread by the biggest fhaggot in ish
    why do you keep randomly flaming me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jameerthefear
    why do you keep randomly flaming me?
    I think he's jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by OJ SIMPSON 2.0
    Another sh*t thread by the biggest fhaggot in ish
    Your reputation would suggest otherwise......

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    Quote Originally Posted by OJ SIMPSON 2.0
    Another sh*t thread by the biggest fhaggot in ish
    And yet all you do is chase after every thread he makes, he livin' rent free in yo mind kid.

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    Well, he only knows like 8, sooo. Which is one more than Lance Stephenson, but still.

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