How can I fake the free birthright Isreal trip?

[knickballer]

Wear some jew apparel. Like I love Israel T-shirt kind of thing while eating some jew food.

Should trick them.

[Kobe8]

Dress Like Em , eat Like Em , Act Like Em.....

Dont show your american side or they'll execute you.

[B-Low]

Have your friend drop a penny in the middle of a busy intersection. Then when everyone is looking weave in and out of traffic to retrieve said penny.

Your case will be sealed.

[Blackisbig]

Get one of those fake theater noses, and make sure to dye your hair. Speak with a high pitched whiny tone, and if all else fails just bribe the dude you're talking to with a penny.