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Old 04-19-2018, 05:07 PM   #1
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Default BETA MAX -the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Has there ever been a more Beta team than the current Wovles?

Even the names,
'Butler' (man servant, Beta to a more powerful man)
'KAT' (Beta pet to dog, and KAT has been more like a Kitten so far)
'Wiggins' (wiggling is the squirmy move of an insecure Beta)

Look at how this all pans out as the playoffs begin.

KAT - exposed as a Beta
Butler - exposed as a Beta
Wiggins - being the exact same regular season Beta
Teague - the same Beta wannaba Alpha he has always been
Crawford - great spark off bench (Beta role)
Belijica - maybe the most Alpha on the team but firmly Beta

The Wolves should get a medal for the mathematical rarity of building a contender completely out of BETAS!

IF...

...they want they need to package some of their Betas for an Alpha and decide which Alpha to keep.

I know Jimmy is hurt, but he is fools gold, real talk, and KAT, he is for now KITTEN.

These guys need Stu Smalley, bigly!
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Old 04-19-2018, 05:21 PM   #2
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Default Re: BETA MAX -the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Butler aint no beta.

He just hurt and has to guard the league MVP.

KAT on the other hand i never bought into. Letís see how he continues to develop.
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Old 04-19-2018, 05:36 PM   #3
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Default Re: BETA MAX -the Minnesota Timberwolves.

DRose is the leader of this group. Only true winner in that team.
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Old 04-19-2018, 05:47 PM   #4
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Default Re: BETA MAX -the Minnesota Timberwolves.

OP doesn't even know what an alpha or beta is.
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Old 04-19-2018, 06:35 PM   #5
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Default Re: BETA MAX -the Minnesota Timberwolves.

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OP doesn't even know what an alpha or beta is.

Somewhere along the line I damaged your delicate sensibilities.

Pity you havenít gotten over it.
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Old 04-19-2018, 06:36 PM   #6
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DRose is the leader of this group. Only true winner in that team.

Had this exact thought
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Old 04-19-2018, 06:36 PM   #7
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Default Re: BETA MAX -the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Thibs is also a fake tough guy Beta cuz he's really a fat, bald, old, and ugly blowhard who compensates by yelling his ass off on the sidelines.
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Old 04-19-2018, 06:40 PM   #8
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Default Re: BETA MAX -the Minnesota Timberwolves.

DRose is the smartest player on their team... think about that.
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:18 PM   #9
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Default Re: BETA MAX -the Minnesota Timberwolves.

How beta is Harden shooting 2-18 on these betas? LMFAO
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:21 PM   #10
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How beta is Harden shooting 2-18 on these betas? LMFAO

Dude I think you have a problem.
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:32 PM   #11
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:36 PM   #12
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Default Re: BETA MAX -the Minnesota Timberwolves.

You could say the same thing about the Warriors but they have more experience, higher overall BBIQ and two rings to show for it.
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:40 PM   #13
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:47 PM   #14
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Default Re: BETA MAX -the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Aren't cat's literally alpha predators whereas dogs are literally beta scavengers? When you get a pet dog too it becomes a beta to you when you get a cat it still stays the alpha.
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:49 PM   #15
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Jeff Teague has always sucked ass.
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