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Old 06-11-2019, 04:57 PM   #1
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Pick 8 people plus roastmaster for your own comedy roast

Roastmaster: Daniel Tosh

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog
Michael Blackson
Jeff Ross
Mike Tyson
Bill Hader
Snoop Dogg
Iliza Schlesinger
Dwayne Johnson
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Old 06-11-2019, 07:56 PM   #2
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Not gonna do 8 but gottfried is the best roaster.

Norm Macdonald would be a good roaster if he let himself go. He's too nice usually.

But Gilbert is one of the only dudes on earth that can make my jaw drop with the shit he says.

That shit he said about Robin quivers was deadly. His Joan rivers shit was deadly. He bodies every one in a row then eviscerates the person being roasted. He called Kathy Griffin swamp thing.


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Old 06-11-2019, 07:58 PM   #3
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You didn't say living or dead so...

Roastmaster: Don Rickles

Dais:
Greg Giraldo
Jeff Ross
Gilbert Gottfried
Colin Quinn
Orson Welles
Norm MacDonald
Betty White
Patrice O'Neal

EDIT: I should've included Andy Dick in there somehwere, not that he's funny, but for the Andy Dick jokes that would ensue.
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:00 PM   #4
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now i understand why OP lacks a sense of humor
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:33 PM   #5
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now i understand why OP lacks a sense of humor

Do you have anything better to do than to start shit?

For someone who bitches about the quality of ISH you sure don't do anything to stop the problem
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:36 PM   #6
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Do you have anything better to do thanks to start shit?

For someone who bitches about the quality of ISH you sure don't do anything to stop the problem
i mean, after all the cringe and unfunny comebacks you've said, it all makes sense.
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:44 PM   #7
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i mean, after all the cringe and unfunny comebacks you've said, it all makes sense.
Literally you make this board unbearable. It's like you have this giant chip on your shoulder and scream for attention. You think we need to know everything about your life or that anyone cares. I honestly think you need these confrontations to as your only means of attention or human interaction. No joke.

But yeah, go on with your keyboard warrior act. I'm just gonna put out on ignore now. You're truly exhausting. I really have empathy for you
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:47 PM   #8
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Literally you make this board unbearable. It's like you have this giant chip on your shoulder and scream for attention. You think we need to know everything about your life or that anyone cares. I honestly think you need these confrontations to as your only means of attention or human interaction. No joke.

But yeah, go on with your keyboard warrior act. I'm just gonna put out on ignore now. You're truly exhausting. I really have empathy for you
your one of those that tries to start shit with me, so idk why you're complaining? guess you couldn't take it right back. classic case of being a pvssy.
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Old 06-11-2019, 08:52 PM   #9
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You didn't say living or dead so...

Roastmaster: Don Rickles

Dais:
Greg Giraldo
Jeff Ross
Gilbert Gottfried
Colin Quinn
Orson Welles
Norm MacDonald
Betty White
Patrice O'Neal

EDIT: I should've included Andy Dick in there somehwere, not that he's funny, but for the Andy Dick jokes that would ensue.

Standard list. Maybe Lisa Lump-in-belly. I went with a more personal list. Tyson and Snoop are just ****ed up lol. Plus they make good targets. I'd be interested in what Triumph would do. He nailed it when he went to that hotdog joint. He's straight vicious.
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Old 06-11-2019, 09:24 PM   #10
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Theo Von
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Old 06-11-2019, 09:44 PM   #11
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Standard list. Maybe Lisa Lump-in-belly. I went with a more personal list. Tyson and Snoop are just ****ed up lol. Plus they make good targets. I'd be interested in what Triumph would do. He nailed it when he went to that hotdog joint. He's straight vicious.

Prime Lisa Lamponelli is a good one. I forgot about her. Mainly for being the butt of other people's jokes though like Andy Dick.

Artie Lange (present-day) would be a funny one too.
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Old 06-12-2019, 07:33 PM   #12
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Roasting to me is like the aristocrats joke. You don't technically have to be funny, you just have to be savage and surprising. You have to go in raw.

In some ways roasts are crazy. I read some shit about how they were like satanic initiations haha or something, but I think it's fair game. It's just like when you ball vs your friends you go in.

It's not really fair to take someone like Pam Anderson, someone who isn't a comedy heavy weight and roast them tho cuz it's like abuse.

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Old 06-12-2019, 07:34 PM   #13
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I know this sounds pretty outlandish, but Donald Trump is actually pretty amazing at roasting, I LMAO thinking about that Hilary line in the debates and especially at the charity dinner that he and Hillary were at.

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Not gonna do 8 but gottfried is the best roaster.

Norm Macdonald would be a good roaster if he let himself go. He's too nice usually.

But Gilbert is one of the only dudes on earth that can make my jaw drop with the shit he says.

That shit he said about Robin quivers was deadly. His Joan rivers shit was deadly. He bodies every one in a row then eviscerates the person being roasted. He called Kathy Griffin swamp thing.


-Smak

In Roseanne, everybody in the roast panel was mediocre-sucking. people were getting bored

Then he comes on stage.

And all he says is..

"Jane Lynch."

Crowd explodes in laughter.
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Old 06-12-2019, 08:00 PM   #15
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jeff ross the GOAT
bill burr
stanhope

that'd be an all time trio
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