Would you rather? Give me some input here.

[QUIZZLE]

Fight 50 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

I don't see how this is even a question. I'm for the giant duck. My three roommates are for the 50 horses. Phuck that noise. Imagine fifty of those little Schnauzer-sized horses biting at your calves. Small or not, horses are jacked as fuuuuuuuck.

No guns allowed.

[HarryCallahan]

Please homie. 50 ducksized horses any day. You ever fought a duck? Mafvcka's are tenacious as hell, imagine if the had a size/weight advantage on you, you dead. Horses fighting game weak all kicks and bite, you could take out 50 duck-sized horses in 2mins easy.

[Rodmantheman]

Please homie. 50 ducksized horses any day. You ever fought a duck? Mafvcka's are tenacious as hell, imagine if the had a size/weight advantage on you, you dead. Horses fighting game weak all kicks and bite, you could take out 50 duck-sized horses in 2mins easy.

Stomp!!! Stomp!!! Stomp!!!

[TheReal Kendall]

Give me the 50 horses! I'll just kick them hoes

[Al Thorton]

the only thing I don't like about porn is the horse sized d[COLOR="Black"]i[/COLOR]cks

[B-Low]

50 horses. Duck sized ducks are difficult because of the flight. Duck sized horses would be a walk in the park...if instead of grass the park had duck sized horses...

[Myth]

Ducks are crazy as shit when pissed off. You have no chance against a horse sized duck.

[gts]

Can you ride the duck if you kick it's ass?

[BasedTom]

Is this a streetfight, in the ring, or do we get to be armed?

Because a horse probably has more stamina and can take more of a beating (even a duck sized one). Ducks are crazy too, but you can win with a few clean hits.

[flipogb]

the problem is ducks can fly , that thing would kill you.
the horses could possibly stampede but at your size they might just go around you than attempt to step over.

[iamgine]

[QUIZZLE]

Thanks for the feedback. I think you're screwed either route. At least the massive duck would be a less-agonizing of a death.

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[Rodmantheman]

Ducks have one of the longest penises for their size of any animal and are prone to gang rape. You really want to fight a horse sized duck with an explosive erection as long as its body.

[PHX_Phan]

The 50 horses easy. All they can really do is bite and kick and a horse that small would have have too small of a bite to really do much. You could just kick them.

The duck on the other hand would **** you up no question.