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    Free the banned users. stalkerforlife's Avatar
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    Default I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

    And i'm okay with that.

    Not with looks. Not with sex. Not with money.

    Basic biology and chemistry has alienated me from ever being attractive to a woman. This is not something I can help.

    I'm a loser and i'm just dust in the wind, waiting on my last breath.

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    Default Re: I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

    Hey, at least you can carry on doing what you love to do with your life: stalking.

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    Default Re: I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

    Not so fast...


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    Default Re: I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

    Quote Originally Posted by HitandRun Reggie
    Not so fast...


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    Default Re: I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

    Quote Originally Posted by stalkerforlife
    And i'm okay with that.

    Not with looks. Not with sex. Not with money.

    Basic biology and chemistry has alienated me from ever being attractive to a woman. This is not something I can help.

    I'm a loser and i'm just dust in the wind, waiting on my last breath.
    You should accept it and try to do something else with your life than obsess over it over and over and develop weird obsessions over BBC.

    Be a good father to your kids, find an interesting hobby or read up on spirituality, do charity work and help people. Stop being such a fkin crybaby biitch and find a purpose in life. There are people out there born without limbs that have more determination than you. Man up

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    Default Re: I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

    Quote Originally Posted by macmac
    You should accept it and try to do something else with your life than obsess over it over and over and develop weird obsessions over BBC.

    Be a good father to your kids, find an interesting hobby or read up on spirituality, do charity work and help people. Stop being such a fkin crybaby biitch and find a purpose in life. There are people out there born without limbs that have more determination than you. Man up
    Men with small packages, ugly faces, and zero ability to make money don't "man up."

    We simply stand around and wait for others to stand on us to get to where they're going.

    For instance, just my presence gives other people confidence...they say "Wow, i'm better than him." I make the world go around; that's my job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalkerforlife
    Men with small packages, ugly faces, and zero ability to make money don't "man up."

    We simply stand around and wait for others to stand on us to get to where they're going.

    For instance, just my presence gives other people confidence...they say "Wow, i'm better than him." I make the world go around; that's my job.
    You could still be nice, funny and great at licking *****

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    Default Re: I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

    Quote Originally Posted by kurple
    You could still be nice, funny and great at licking *****
    Nice and funny when you're ugly is just desperation.

    Easy to sniff out and awkward for everyone.

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    Default Re: I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

    Damn

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    Default Re: I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

    Keep making videos bro!
    Pewtiepie is ugly AF and is a celebrity. You're twice as funny as him. Just get off your ass and keep in trucking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hateraid
    Keep making videos bro!
    Pewtiepie is ugly AF and is a celebrity. You're twice as funny as him. Just get off your ass and keep in trucking!
    Most people dont find clinically depressed people funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalkerforlife
    Nice and funny when you're ugly is just desperation.

    Easy to sniff out and awkward for everyone.
    Ever seen live stand up? Most of those people are ugly as ****

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    Default Re: I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

    Quote Originally Posted by kurple
    Most people dont find clinically depressed people funny

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    Is it in you? hateraid's Avatar
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    Default Re: I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

    Quote Originally Posted by kurple
    Most people dont find clinically depressed people funny
    Robin Williams?

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    Default Re: I will never be able to satisfy a woman...in any way...

    Quote Originally Posted by stalkerforlife
    And i'm okay with that.

    Not with looks. Not with sex. Not with money.

    Basic biology and chemistry has alienated me from ever being attractive to a woman. This is not something I can help.

    I'm a loser and i'm just dust in the wind, waiting on my last breath.
    i don't understand. women find money highly satisfying IME.

    being good with your fingers and tongue is also very satisfying for them.

    combine that with an athletic / ripped body, and bob's your uncle.



    as for being a "nice guy," i think nick notas does a swell job of explaining why it's really just being a sneaky / needy type of guy:
    http://cavemancircus.com/2015/11/02/...-2/#more-22917

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