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Old 01-25-2013, 02:16 PM   #16
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A tiger would slap the sh*t out of a lion. Male lions are retards, they fight by swiping one paw at a time, with the other three paws on the ground. Tiger is way more agile and can get up on it's hind legs and box your ass. Lion is top heavy with weak hind legs. Tigers have longer teeth and are stronger. They take down bigger prey. They can jump and swim and climb trees. Anatomically, lions are closer to cheetahs than they are to tigers.

Lions do have one advantage though, they are willing to fight to the death, tigers aren't really trying to fight for long periods of time.

Tigers are the only animal on Earth where they are above humans on the food chain in certain areas. Up to 250 people get eaten by tigers every year in India/Bangladesh, and they can't do shit about it.

Here you see some bad asses punk a whole pride of hungry lions and take their food.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YY4f4OF0BM
Their bones would be used as tooth picks if they tried that sh*t with even a single tiger.
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:20 PM   #17
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I wonder Grizzly vs Siberian tiger who wins.

I believe that these are the two most fearsome solo land predators on the planet. Some chinese circus or evil russian king must have had a death match at some point, wonder who won.


Wonder if a siberian tiger can take down a rhino.

I think overall though wolves are the most dangerous land predators, they roll in packs and have master plans, bears and tigers get by on athleticism.

Grizzly is like MDE Shaq

Tiger is like 3x MVP Prime Lebron

Wolves are like Pistons, 04 or Isaiah version, take your pick.

Nice.

I"ll add.

Honey Badger is Nate Robinson. FEARLESS Doesn't give a fukk will fukk up others.

Wolverines are Spud Webb. CAN DUNK and defend itself and posterize and intimidate much much bigger people.

Kobe's the black mamba and Ron Artest is a mongoose. Black Mambas can fukk up nearly everything with its venom and pseed, an dmongooses usually suck but they step up when it comes to serpents.

Ray Allen is like a Pronghorn Antelope. A former Buck, perfect shooting form, great grace, but kinda soft.

Rondo is like a Peregrine Falcon. Quick, fast, speedy, zones in on his prey (the basket) and drives relentlessly. Could use some major finess though.

Tim Duncan and D-Rob are like the clownfish-sea anemone symbiotic relationship.. or ermm something a bit bigger and drier

Yao Ming is like a giraffe. In that he can kick the sh!t out of someone cocasionally but is vulnerable by himself. He needs the wildlife of the Savannah around him to distract.. such as the

Cape Buffalo Brandon Bass a complimentary beefy power forward.

Richard Hamilton is like an Arctic Tern great honing instincts never tired.

edit: Lefthook ftw. Really.. it's like a Spartan solitary warrior versus a has-been lazy Jake Lamotta or Mr. T vs Rocky 1st round. Only the warrior weighs more.

edit: thanks for the throwback cenozoic animal.

Here ISH build off/edit this little map.

Water:
Tier 1) Megalodon
2) That big fish dinoasur
3) Killer Whale
4) Sperm Whale

Reptilian
1) Komodo Dragon/Estuarian Crocodile/Reticulated Python/Black Mamba/Gaboon Viper


Bats:
1) Fruit Bat

Farm:
1) Bull and THoroughbred Stallion

Land
1) African Elephants in musth (60* Testosterone levels)
2) Rhino, Biggest Bears, Biggest TIgers, Hippos
3) Lions,
4) Silverbacks/Okapis
5) Hyenas

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Old 01-25-2013, 02:36 PM   #18
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Nice.

I"ll add.

Honey Badger is Nate Robinson. FEARLESS Doesn't give a fukk will fukk up others.

Wolverines are Spud Webb. CAN DUNK and defend itself and posterize and intimidate much much bigger people.

Kobe's the black mamba and Ron Artest is a mongoose. Black Mambas can fukk up nearly everything with its venom and pseed, an dmongooses usually suck but they step up when it comes to serpents.

Ray Allen is like a Pronghorn Antelope. A former Buck, perfect shooting form, great grace, but kinda soft.

Rondo is like a Peregrine Falcon. Quick, fast, speedy, zones in on his prey (the basket) and drives relentlessly. Could use some major finess though.

Tim Duncan and D-Rob are like the clownfish-sea anemone symbiotic relationship.. or ermm something a bit bigger and drier

Yao Ming is like a giraffe. In that he can kick the sh!t out of someone cocasionally but is vulnerable by himself. He needs the wildlife of the Savannah around him to distract.. such as the

Cape Buffalo Brandon Bass a complimentary beefy power forward.

Richard Hamilton is like an Arctic Tern great honing instincts never tired.

edit: Lefthook ftw. Really.. it's like a Spartan solitary warrior versus a has-been lazy Jake Lamotta or Mr. T vs Rocky 1st round. Only the warrior weighs more.

edit: thanks for the throwback cenozoic animal.

Here ISH build off/edit this little map.

Water:
Tier 1) Megalodon
2) That big fish dinoasur
3) Killer Whale
4) Sperm Whale

Reptilian
1) Komodo Dragon/Estuarian Crocodile/Reticulated Python/Black Mamba/Gaboon Viper


Bats:
1) Fruit Bat

Farm:
1) Bull and THoroughbred Stallion

Land
1) African Elephants in musth (60* Testosterone levels)
2) Rhino, Biggest Bears, Biggest TIgers, Hippos
3) Lions,
4) Silverbacks/Okapis
5) Hyenas
I see you're smoking that good shit
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:44 PM   #19
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I see you're smoking that good shit

My sincerest apologies Timothy.

It was both rude and inaccurate of me to put Nate as the Honey Badger.

That title belongs to none other than the Answer. The true mini warrior.
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:57 PM   #20
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I would shit myself if a tiger came after me.


Originally I read this as Tiger = Alpha. Maybe something about dating Vonn or that he's killing it right now.
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:19 PM   #21
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this shows that you have no clue what alpha male actually means. It applies to animals that live in social groups (chimps, lions, wolves). Tigers cant be alpha males, as they are solitary animals. SMFH at this dumb shit.


and, yes, tigers are incredible predators. The true king of the jungle (since lions dont live in jungles).

dude, that went right over your head. I meant alpha as in 'boss', I know they're not socially dependent like lions, chimps etc. Forgive me for the slang...

Anyway, here's another incredible video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mXeuJOfUNM

^^

BTW I think an adult male tiger would lay a beatdown on its lion counterpart. Bigger, more agile, and much more powerful.
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Old 01-25-2013, 05:04 PM   #22
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grjPRwqoicA

Donkey wins!
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Old 02-24-2013, 05:47 PM   #23
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**** outta here. No one knows what would happen, but I guarentee you the Lion wouldn't back down. A Tiger would try to avoid the fight at all costs. Tigers are ****ing *******.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8mHu...e_gdata_player

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Old 02-24-2013, 06:57 PM   #24
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Please do not respond to the boy with special nerds. He's mustering up the courage to express himself. We shouldn't be hard on him his brain condition forces him to believe ridiculous things.
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Old 02-24-2013, 07:29 PM   #25
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I read that on average Tigers weight like 100 more lbs than Lions and hey are also more agile and stronger.
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Old 02-24-2013, 07:53 PM   #26
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Old 02-24-2013, 09:02 PM   #27
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holy...

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lion = mayweather shoulder rolling
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Old 02-24-2013, 10:03 PM   #28
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