MAke Your Own Lil Wayne Punchline Thread

[cartmanclone]

"Like Flordia I am a Gator"
"I am A Mean, like Idi"
"What's da Deal Hey, Like San Fran E-thugstyles is g-ay "
yall have a try

[B-Low]

Real rap is dead, and Birdman Jr. is weak like this thread



sorry it was too well set up lol

[cartmanclone]

Real rap is dead, and Birdman Jr. is weak like B-Low's pen ise's head

sorry it was too well set up lol

I had to do it

[SCREWstonRockets]

i dont make punchlines, my lines punch/she wanna lick my lollipop and drink my Hawaiian punch

its weezy f baby/please say the baby/people say im crazy/i just say please save my babies

hot like pot,darker than vader/plus weezy easily smarter than a 5th grader

[KeylessEntry]

some words is wrong and some words aint nice

some words are weapons mines a nuclear device

the people tell me "drop it on the ones who eat rice"

but they fail to see that we will all pay the price

[cartmanclone]

some words is wrong and some words aint nice

some words are weapons mines a nuclear device

the people tell me "drop it on the ones who eat rice"

but they fail to see that we will all pay the price

thats not a Wayne Punchline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Weezy, Weezy, Wee..Boil like crack, got her coochie open like an ass crack

[Fresh-2-Def]

Strapped like the navy,
Like b*tches thick like gravy
It's weezy f. baby don't forget the baby

[B-Low]

thats not a Wayne Punchline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Weezy, Weezy, Wee..Boil like crack, got her coochie open like an ass crack

ok now that one doesn't work for 2 reasons:

1. you rhymed crack with crack
2. ass cracks aren't naturally open either. you gotta open them just like you would a chick's ***** so comparing them isnt really right

[cartmanclone]

ok now that one doesn't work for 2 reasons:

1. you rhymed crack with crack
2. ass cracks aren't naturally open either. you gotta open them just like you would a chick's ***** so comparing them isnt really right

tell me you don't believe wayne would try that line


edit:I am not a wayne hater, I loved his earlier stuff ,but im frustrated with his recent style

[L.Kizzle]

-It's Jay Are - aka Weezy
-Everybody know, my lyrics real Eazy
-E - thats a rapper from NWA
-I kissed my daddy Baby, that make a niqqa gay.

[danumber88]

This is like a 2 second one

im hot like a lighter
but i stand strong like fighter

[notorious ai3]

hit up the clubs and find the bich with the hugest t!ts,
flash some bills and like the u of m (minnnesota) she'll go-pher it

i could see him using the gopher part, i just didnt know what else to put around it.

[StroShow4]

-It's Jay Are - aka Weezy
-Everybody know, my lyrics real Eazy
-E - thats a rapper from NWA
-I kissed my daddy Baby, that make a niqqa gay.

[Efunk7]

some of these are hilarious, but what's more hlarious is that i can see wayne saying some stupid shit like in this thread...

[Dasher]

yo' girl serves me up and gargles before she swallows,
Like a pig in mud, I lay in my money, cash, shones and wallow,
young money cash money we eating at the trough,
you niqqas want beef we take the whole cow(word to Bessie),