Always Keep your condoms in the car...

[ihoopallday]

My wonderful girlfriend and I have been dating for over a year now. Two months ago, I finally proposed to her. There's only one little thing bothering me: Her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law is twenty-two, wears very tight miniskirts, and generally goes bra-less. Yesterday, "little" sister called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me we should make love just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.......

[Draz]

Omfg omfg I'm dying hahahaa I'm laughing so hardd hahahahahahahaha omg loool

[TheSilentKiller]

[Loneshot]

[brwnman]

old joke. funny though...

[Stuckey]

so old but meh

[ihoopallday]

old joke. funny though...

Saw it on Facebook today. Had to share it to whoever hasn't read it.

[IGotACoolStory]

Not bad.

Serious question: would the heat inside the car **** your condoms if you did keep some there? Like, I live in the desert and sometimes it gets 120+ inside the car.

[rufuspaul]

Nice. Good advice even without the anecdote.

[DonDadda59]

Nice. Good advice even without the anecdote.

You f*ck Paula Broadwell yet?

[ace23]

Why did he start running toward the front door? At first, I thought he just wasn't interested. Was he going to get a condom?

[rufuspaul]

You f*ck Paula Broadwell yet?

Naw, she only goes for those military types.

[nightprowler10]

Super old joke, but still hilarious. Probably shouldn't have put the punchline in the thread title.

[Loneshot]

Why did he start running toward the front door? At first, I thought he just wasn't interested. Was he going to get a condom?

Yeah

[SilkyJohnson]

The irony is her family is conducting this test to see how decent and honorable you are, yet, they allow your fiancees younger sister to degrade herself in-front of you by asking her to remove her panties and throw them at you.