Weirdest thing just happened to me - Message Board Basketball Forum

bballer · 10-23-2010, 09:36 PM

[ me and my friend went to a sports bar to watch the 1st half of the UNC game. Mid-way through the 1st quarter three men in their mid 40's came in and sat next to us at the bar. He had 4 PBR's in about 30 minutes. He was talking to me all night, and then he randomly taps me on the shoulder and shows me a picture on his phone. I couldn't see it clearly, so I took the phone to get a better look. It was a picture of his wife's cooter. wtf. ]

pete's montreux · 10-23-2010, 09:37 PM

yeah i remember my first time at a bar too

B-Low · 10-23-2010, 09:40 PM

but what was your ROOMMATE doing while all of this was going on?

bballer · 10-23-2010, 09:40 PM

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but what was your ROOMMATE doing while all of this was going on?

i think he went to b-dubs

PowerGlove · 10-23-2010, 09:40 PM

So..... that's where it ended?

bballer · 10-23-2010, 09:42 PM

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So..... that's where it ended?

yeah. he showed me his wifes cooter. it was nasty as shit. blue waffle status.

PowerGlove · 10-23-2010, 09:42 PM

enayes · 10-23-2010, 09:42 PM

Whose house did you end up staying at?

bballer · 10-23-2010, 09:43 PM

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Whose house did you end up staying at?

teh fook?

ProfessorMurder · 10-23-2010, 09:43 PM

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yeah. he showed me his wifes cooter. it was nasty as shit. blue waffle status.

L.Kizzle · 10-23-2010, 09:57 PM

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i think he went to b-dubs

Think ... he's probably back at the dorm puttin semen in everything imaginable.

bballer · 10-23-2010, 09:58 PM

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Think ... he's probably back at the dorm puttin semen in everything imaginable.

im back at the dorm.

i have a paper due monday and work all day tomorrow.

BRabbiT · 10-23-2010, 10:01 PM

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...He was talking to me all night, and then he randomly taps me on the shoulder and shows me a picture on his phone. I couldn't see it clearly, so I took the phone to get a better look. It was a picture of his wife's cooter. wtf. ]

that's normal.

did you thank him?

bballer · 10-23-2010, 10:01 PM

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that's normal.

did you thank him?

no. it was blue waffle status.

jbot · 10-23-2010, 10:19 PM

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no. it was blue waffle status.

arby's big roast beef?