Trying to get high off Sharpies, help!

[Miller for 3]

I bought 15 Sharpie markers today and am trying to get high off the stuff but i don't think I'm doing it right. i already lit one of the markers on fire and that really didn't do anything but set off my fire alarm. I tried snorting another one but I hurt my nose with it. What am I doing wrong? Any tips?

[KingOfTheJokes]

Try shoving it up your pee hole.

[enayes]

Just put one in each nostril and one up your ass.

[Lebowsky]

This is not a troll thread. I can guarantee that much.

[Miller for 3]

Thanks for the help guys

[KG215]

Really? Not only are you trying to get high off Sharpies, but you're getting on a message board asking how to do so. I can only imagine the crazy stuff that has to happen to someone in life to get to this point.

[Velocirap31]

Pot can't cost more than 15 sharpies.

[LBJMVP]

what even happens when you get high off a sharpie?

[Maniak]

Okay, what you do is make sure you soak it in lukewarm water for 30 minutes and then put in the freezer for 4 hours. Take it out and submerge it in boiling water for 3 minutes. Take it out. Hit the bottom part on a hard edge continuously for a full minute. Then open the cap and sniff. You should feel a euphoric rush for 15 minutes. By the way, I pulled all of that out of my @ss and you're retarded for even thinking about doing this. You're on that "get him a helmet before he goes outside" level of retardation.

[Miller for 3]

what even happens when you get high off a sharpie?

idk i think its like pot but i dont know any drug dealers

[QuebecBaller]

You want to destroy the cells in your brain?

[Meticode]

You need paint pens, not markers. Buy the ones that say "toxic" on them. Or you can buy a bunch of super-glue, put it in zip-lock bag and sniff it.

[Heatles201]

this explains alot

[Ed Wachter]

2011 was 3 years ago.

[niko]

what even happens when you get high off a sharpie?

Probably your nose gets all colorful.