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Old 07-19-2019, 12:41 PM   #1
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Default The time I met a girl off the internet many years ago...

She was beautiful.

I'm obviously ugly and unsuccessful.

Anyhow, I was so nervous and insecure that I put splashes of white paint on my face to try and hide my pockmarked face. I told her I had been painting all day and didn't have time for a shower.

We were together for about four months.

She had a nice house and a good job, so I shacked up with her and just played on the internet all day while she worked.

I made her c um a lot, so it got me four months of free living.

I guess she got tired of me not having money and dumped me.
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Old 07-19-2019, 12:55 PM   #2
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Old 07-19-2019, 01:12 PM   #3
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Another time I shacked up with a Mercer law student in Georgia.

She's now a prosecutor.

She's black, but talks super white and acts white.

One time during an argument, I told her to stop acting ghetto; she flipped.

It went something like "I've spent my entire life trying to shed black stereotypes! How dare you call me ghetto!"

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Old 07-19-2019, 01:16 PM   #4
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Oh and I didn't have money for our first date, so we just went to Walmart and walked around. I was trying on silly hats and clothes to make her laugh.

We got back to her house and she playfully took my keys and ran to her bedroom.

I grabbed her by the neck and kissed her.

She pulled back and stared at me.

I grabbed her again and this time she didn't stop me.
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Old 07-19-2019, 01:46 PM   #5
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I couldn't stand being at odds with you, stalker. GOAT ISH storyteller
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Old 07-19-2019, 01:51 PM   #6
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I couldn't stand being at odds with you, stalker. GOAT ISH storyteller

And I swear on my kids it's all true.

I have so many stories about how pathetic I am.

Such as when I used to sign my own yearbooks pretending to be the popular pretty girls at school so that my friends and family thought I was cool.

I even wrote myself a fake love letter to show to my friend to make him think I was cool and that a girl liked me.
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Old 07-19-2019, 01:54 PM   #7
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what about that time you stop receiving welfare and got a job instead?

oh wait...
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Old 07-19-2019, 02:14 PM   #8
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what about that time you stop receiving welfare and got a job instead?

oh wait...

He's a Mr. Mom. Househusband is a respectable position these days.

So what's your excuse for being unemployed
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Old 07-19-2019, 02:30 PM   #9
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He's a Mr. Mom. Househusband is a respectable position these days.

So what's your excuse for being unemployed
thats not respectable at all. heís a lazy leech. he is exactly what your political party stands against, abled bodied people refusing to work.

you can claim all you want iím unemployed, i just finished a $5k project last night. starting a $14k project this weekend, should take me 3-4 days.
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Old 07-19-2019, 04:25 PM   #10
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You know itís bad when left wing radicles are telling you to get a job
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Old 07-19-2019, 05:15 PM   #11
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He's a Mr. Mom. Househusband is a respectable position these days.

So what's your excuse for being unemployed

That I am.

Volunteer at school regularly; they love me and praise me.

Got kids playing sports; they all laughed last game because I ran into the field dancing after my daughter scored a goal.

She got straight As last report card of the year.



At the beautiful park right next to new house as we speak.

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She got straight As last report card of the year.


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