true story- i was visited by the ghost of maga future last night.
he showed me a vision of the next decade to come.
in the next 18 months, economic calamity will sink the world into a greater recession.
mr. beta o'rourke or some other snowflake socialist will come promising hope & change.
they will inherit the mess. struggle for half a decade to stop the bleeding.
eventually we'll be back on track- deficit falling, markets stabilized, etc.
then mike 'the situation' sorrentino will announce his candidacy, promising trickle down and an invisible force field stretching along the northern border to be paid in full by canada.
and on and on goes this thing of ours