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    Golden State Aster*sks
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    Default You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    Game 7

    2015 NBA Finals

    Thunder vs Cavaliers

    All eyes are on you.

    What do you do?

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    NBA Legend UK2K's Avatar
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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    Pull my little wainer out and flop it around.

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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    i whip it out and my dick would have a small tuxedo on with a tiny bow tie.Is there really any other answer? i would tackle lebald but he wont in the finals...

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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    Steal Lebron James' headband.

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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    Pretend I have cramps and let them carry me off the court.

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    Future NBA G.O.A.T inclinerator's Avatar
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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    steal the ball from durant and do a 360 windmill dunk

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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    Let everyone know my name.

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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    tell LeBron to come back to Miami

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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    Stand in the middle of the court and stretch my arms out.

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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    Pee on Scott Brooks

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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    Take a 3 pt shot for a billion dollars.

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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    Go bright red whilst mumbling alpha under my breath

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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    i jump on the courts , everone is going crazy , it are actually thunder vs maimi heat becuse lerbron choke to the maimi series , i run to my idol dwade , he give to my high five and shake to my hand and whisper to my ear ;"that are very alpa of you , i now give to you permisison to fk** my wife " , in hes hand .. he had $100 dollers and a condom , security take my to the locker room where dwade wife is naked , i say to her "i *********e to your naked picture all the time , these are like dream to me" and then i fk** her , for being loyal fan dwade continue to txt me naked picture of her all night and tel lme im second best sex she have ever have (after dwade) . best night of my life

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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    Shake LeBron's hand and say, "I'm sorry you're now 2-for-6."

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    Default Re: You just ran onto the Basketball Court. You have 5 seconds before Security tackles you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Theoo
    i jump on the courts , everone is going crazy , it are actually thunder vs maimi heat becuse lerbron choke to the maimi series , i run to my idol dwade , he give to my high five and shake to my hand and whisper to my ear ;"that are very alpa of you , i now give to you permisison to fk** my wife " , in hes hand .. he had $100 dollers and a condom , security take my to the locker room where dwade wife is naked , i say to her "i *********e to your naked picture all the time , these are like dream to me" and then i fk** her , for being loyal fan dwade continue to txt me naked picture of her all night and tel lme im second best sex she have ever have (after dwade) . best night of my life

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