Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[ROCSteady]

Fapped to a friend's mom once when really drunk at their house.

Fapped to a Spanish teacher upon getting home from school in the bathroom, even saying her name in a cinematic fashion while fapping. I'm still convinced to this day that my sister heard me cuz I was into it and didn't kno she came home during, I was prolly 16.

[masonanddixon]

I went in on the slow a few times when I was in ED. Best part was treating acutely intoxicated or OD patients.

[Nilocon165]

Some truly great stories in here

[highwhey]

Fapped to a friend's mom once when really drunk at their house.

Fapped to a Spanish teacher upon getting home from school in the bathroom, even saying her name in a cinematic fashion while fapping. I'm still convinced to this day that my sister heard me cuz I was into it and didn't kno she came home during, I was prolly 16.

This is all pretty normal tbh.

[highwhey]

Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction

[Draz]

Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.

This man takes the prize

[SilkkTheShocker]

had to re-read this

[Facepalm]

Stuck my ***** into the suction hose of a vacuum cleaner and then turned it on. I only did it once though.