I am a personal lawyer to late Mr. Arthur who was a contractor with the Federal Government of Ghana. On the 13th of March 2011, my customer and his wife and their two children were killed in A Libya civil war on their way to ran away through Tripoli. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives and since their death, the Board of Directors of their bank and my chamber have made several enquires to their embassy to locate any of my client's extended relations but all to no avail. Hence I had to contact you since you share the same family name.
I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and Property left behind by my client before they get Confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this Huge deposits of US$10M was lodged.
The Bank has published several Notices for the Next of Kin of the deceased to apply for collection of this Fund or have the account confiscated within a shot Period of time.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 weeks now, I seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this Account valued at US$10 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money, 60% to me and 40% to you.
I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to backup any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate Arrangement that will protect you from any bridge of the Law. Please get in touch with my email and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us further about this Transaction.
FROM THE DESK OF,
THE SENIOR LAWYER OF BELL-DEWAR
AND ASSOCIATES GHANA
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