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Old 04-29-2011, 08:36 PM   #1
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I just receive this unsolicited email that is the opportunity of a lifetime. I will make it rain on ISH!

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FROM THE DESK OF,
MATHEW BURNELL
THE SENIOR LAWYER OF BELL-DEWAR
AND ASSOCIATES GHANA.
WEBMAIL: belldewarchambers@gmail.com

I am a personal lawyer to late Mr. Arthur who was a contractor with the Federal Government of Ghana. On the 13th of March 2011, my customer and his wife and their two children were killed in A Libya civil war on their way to ran away through Tripoli. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives and since their death, the Board of Directors of their bank and my chamber have made several enquires to their embassy to locate any of my client's extended relations but all to no avail. Hence I had to contact you since you share the same family name.
I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and Property left behind by my client before they get Confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this Huge deposits of US$10M was lodged.
The Bank has published several Notices for the Next of Kin of the deceased to apply for collection of this Fund or have the account confiscated within a shot Period of time.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 weeks now, I seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this Account valued at US$10 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money, 60% to me and 40% to you.
I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to backup any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate Arrangement that will protect you from any bridge of the Law. Please get in touch with my email and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us further about this Transaction.
Best regards,
FROM THE DESK OF,
MATHEW BURNELL
THE SENIOR LAWYER OF BELL-DEWAR
AND ASSOCIATES GHANA

SWAG!!!!

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Old 04-29-2011, 08:37 PM   #2
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Oh, those Africans...
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:38 PM   #3
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Just remember to visit the hood one you blow uptuate!!
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:38 PM   #4
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I figured it out. Someone spammed your email box. Oh well, 4 mil would have been nice.

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Old 04-29-2011, 08:43 PM   #5
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It doesn't read right... I thinks you made this up. Either way, entertainment.

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Old 04-29-2011, 08:46 PM   #6
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Oh, those Africans...

So your other account got banned and now your on this one
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:53 PM   #7
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I am thinking about what I will cop with this 7.5 million dollars.

Should I get my B-Low on and get myself a gaggle of white hoes?

Or go LOJ and buy myself half a dozen 13 year-old Filipino boys to fan me with banana leafs and put ice on my nuts.

There is also the option to go DoomsdayDallas/Riddler and donate my money to Ron Paul's presidential campaign.

Mayne f*ck it! What is I to do? There is so much pressure!

I'M RICH BIATCH!!!
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:55 PM   #8
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I wonder if any of these have ever been real...

I sometimes wonder myself. I wonder if we're even real. Hey, sometimes, I wonder if I'm nothing more than a baby doo doo squirt. If and only if, I'm a baby doo doo squirt, then my life would reek of poopie oppie.
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:39 PM   #9
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Funny website with stories, pics, etc of people screwing with these scammers http://www.419eater.com/
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:46 PM   #10
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So your other account got banned and now your on this one
Sound familiar?
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:47 PM   #11
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Sound familiar?

no not really

Wow talk about bangwagon

next year "MBeastSmokesKush"
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:48 PM   #12
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no not really

Wow talk about bangwagon

next year "MBeastSmokesKush"
Haha
You wish Beasley was that relevant
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:49 PM   #13
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Haha
You wish Beasley was that relevant

I'm exposing this to everyone
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:50 PM   #14
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I'm exposing this to everyone
There's nothing much to "expose", everyone already knows I'm DROAC
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:50 PM   #15
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good luck with that
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