Club Status in 60 mins. Help me SHUT IT DOWN!

[B-Low]

so you're going in an hour? lol. you aint shutting down shiiit.

The people who are in a club before 11pm:

1. people over 40 who want to be home before the college kids show up and get rowdy

2. Ugly girls celebrating their birthday (complete with a sash and crown) who want to be the center of attention, dance on the floor alone and request their favorite songs

3. The 8th and 9th most attractive bartender on the crew

4. Religious message board kooks who can't decide whether they prefer the taste of communion wafers or the taste of straight ass

[niko]

You are getting to a club at 9:30. Is it a club for 15 yr olds. 9:30? You're so making this shit up. I never liked going to the clubs (i'm like 50 cent, i got my 2 step and i ain't moving more than that) but what would happen is we'd get to bar like 9 and drink to kill time, get to the girls house like 11, and they'd take another hour to get ready, then we'd go over, get there like 12:30, wait on the line for like an hour, then be in like 1:30ish. THAT'S going to the club.

Not get ready at 7 and be in by 9. That's a high school dance, not a club.

[niko]

The people who are in a club before 11pm:

1. people over 40 who want to be home before the college kids show up and get rowdy

2. Ugly girls celebrating their birthday (complete with a sash and crown) who want to be the center of attention, dance on the floor alone and request their favorite songs

3. The 8th and 9th most attractive bartender on the crew

4. Religious message board kooks who can't decide whether they prefer the taste of communion wafers or the taste of straight ass

We'd call that a hit an run, you'd enter the bar, there would be girls there already 4 hours bored as **** and you'd just basically offer to take them home. Then i could leave and not be in the club and get laid. Win/Win. Didn't work much, those girls cling to their friends like a security blanket.

[Budadiiii]

Bladers making you guys look retarded

This.

He's a solid troll

[niko]

Bladers making you guys look retarded

How so? No one believes him, we are having fun (no one is angry) and no one is spending time on this. What's retarded? It's funny. When he posts the fake pics later that shit will be classic.

Now, when we sent him the $7 that was retarded.

[rezznor]

I'm getting picked up in an hour. and then it takes 30 mins to get there. by the time its all said and then its gun be around 9:30-10 when the club graces our presence.
dont worry, i will post pics.

9-10 is still too early. must be the mickey mouse club

[hoopaddict08]

there are songs they play that niggahs go crazy. u can't just stand there. atleast from my first encounter.

You will always have your wall flower guys. sounds abit like you.

No the women go crazy for a song. The "niggahs" only go crazy when its around 2am and time to shoot up the club for no logical reason.

I'm telling you, just stand there on the dance floor. It won't be any longer then 5 seconds before a booty is rubbing against you. Whether the girl is hot or ugly it doesn't matter. It's not like your taking her home (your mother would kill you).

[Bladers]

9-10 is still too early. must be the mickey mouse club

i haven't been picked up yet and its 10. I was guesstimating. We might make it there about 11.

and nah these girls aint no hit and run. they party till like 4 in the morning even though the club close at 2.

[DonDadda59]

Haters gonna hate, Bladers. Pay them no mind. I see you.



Girls night out, you gon SHUT the bitch down

[vegasbigshots]

You go blade... My idol.

[Bladers]

10:20... havent been picked up.

she ain't answering. getting alil nervous.
have i been stood up *again*?

[Budadiiii]

10:20... havent been picked up.

she ain't answering. getting alil nervous.
have i been stood up *again*?

[El Kabong]

I bet this is what Bladers looks like

[MetsPackers]

LMAO this kid didn't even get picked up for his fake club night

Shut that shyt down Bladers! You are the fing man! I totally believe all the highly embelished things you say about yourself! You are a fvcking party animal playboy genius bro I am sooo jealous. I'm sure the bytches will be there any minute and you'll have a 4some on the way and not be a total loser sitting in your moms house all night

[CarlosBoozer]

I bet this is what Bladers looks like