This site links up random chats with strangers lol, see how long you can last.

[dnyk1337]

Mississippi?

Nah, just a joke to get the other guy to meet up. I failed.

You: girl?

Stranger: no

You: **** off then

[catzhernandez]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: looking for epic
You: so how much would you charge if you were lilmarcgasol's mom trying selling her ******?
Stranger: give me copypasta
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Stranger: Thanks, im satisfied
You: lol
Stranger: =)
You: answer my question
Stranger: its just us on now
Stranger: id pay to give it off
You: nice
Stranger: need more copypasta
Stranger: have *******?
You: but if she HAD to charge? how much is that nasty cooter worth?
Stranger: had to charge?
Stranger: **** thats unthinkable
You: how much would you charge if you were lilmarcgasol's mom trying selling her v@gina?
You: i know
You: but it has to be done
Stranger: but... what... what currency do you use?
You: dollars, pesos.... shes no racist
Stranger: over 9000 lires
You: wow, sounds like a good deal. whats that in US or Mehicano currency?
Stranger: somewhere close to zero
Stranger: im sure
Stranger: but it sounds like the **** if youre a hairy guy with a open shirt
You: thats hawt
Stranger: whats your thoughts on the subject
You: idk, im just DTF
You: u?
You: well.... are you????
Stranger: wtf does that even mean
You: Down To Fizzuck
Stranger: haha new to me
You: im super DTF
Stranger: **** im geting old
You: mmm, i luv ****
Stranger: yeah DTF whatever ****, not right now tho
You: my mom was the costar with lilmarcgasol's mom in 2 girls 1 cup
Stranger: would you hit it tho
You: i have hit it
You: not my proudest moment
Stranger: haha i bet
You: you like epic?
Stranger: used to
You: insidehoops.com/forum
You: most epic **** ever
You: trust me
Stranger: haha just in there
Stranger: http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=122196
You: stfu
You: whats your username?
Stranger: not a member
You: how were you there?
Stranger: google
You: thats pretty awesome, thats how i heard of this place
You: im an active member there with a bajillion posts
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: im not into basketball actually
You: lol i love bball
You: just a small world that you were actually just on that site
Stranger: hehe.
Stranger: i googled it to keep up with the conversation
You: bahh
You: bastard
You: lol
Stranger: ilmarcgasol's mom in google
Stranger: find basketforum
You: hahahahahahahahahaha
You: you rule, i rule, ISH rules, lilmarcgasol's mom is a ho
Stranger: alot of ppl going in and out of that punani
You: yup
You: well ho
You: im out
You: gonna post this convo there, youre gonna be a star
Stranger: have a good one
You: same to you, Stranger
You: by the way, im FBI
You: you passed
Stranger: lolz
You: good work you little rapscallion
Stranger: thank you sir. Farewell.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

[johndeeregreen]

You: tell me you are a sexy woman
Stranger: I do have a girls name
You: well maybe we can work something out then
Stranger: and a bone
Stranger: oops
You: that's not a deal breaker for me sweet cheeks
Stranger: wft
Stranger: dad?
You: why don't you have a seat over there?
Stranger: clever...
You: so what you're saying is that you are a chick, but you also have an abnormally small *****
Stranger: no
You: could you just like tuck it back when we start getting nasty?
Stranger: i'm a dude
Stranger: w/ a chick name
Stranger: ok
You: cool, what do you think about 9somes?
Stranger: i cant fit that many.
Stranger: my sis probably could
You: does she look like you, or is she feminine?
You: does she have a guy's name? did your parents at least have a f[color=black]uc[/color]king sense of humor?
Stranger: who said i'm masculine?

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[Cannonball]

Stranger: do you want to talk about jesus?
You: lol um
You: do you?
Stranger: >_>
Stranger: no not really
You: lmao
Stranger: the church is holding me hostage
Stranger: and i have to ask people that
You: ROFL
You: you=cool
Stranger: oh **** HERE COMES THE PASTOR
Stranger: FUUUUUJUUUUUU

lol

[TheGreatDeraj]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Give me your definition of love.
Stranger: sharing a soul
You: f[COLOR="Black"]agg[/COLOR]ot.
You have disconnected.

[Skyscraper]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HERRO
You: Helllllo
You: how are you this evening?
Stranger: I GOOD
Stranger: HOW YOU?
You: bored as hell
You: i got laid off recently
Stranger: ORLY
You: so im working on a novel
Stranger: HOW COME YOU LAID
You: it's called Will THere Ever Be a Sunshine?
Stranger: O WUT NOVALZ
You: it's about an old rich man
You: who dies
You: but comes back to life
You: as a superhuman basketball freak of nature
You: why do I call it rainbow?
You: so some mothers and children wont get offended
Stranger: OMGZ LIKE MIKAEL JORDAN, HE ISH GOOD BASKETBALL PLAYER
Stranger: IF I BUY DO I GET TEH DEEZCOUNT?
You: Kobe >>> Jordan
You: Jordan played in a weak era
Stranger: Yo ***** you can't be serious
Stranger: he played in an era with LEGEND
Stranger: S
Stranger: kobe is playing in a weak era
Stranger: RAY ALLEN *****
You: Jordan played at the end of Magic and Bird
Stranger: RAY ALLEN IS THE BEST SHOOTER
You: and Isiah
You: yeah he is
You: makes so many 3 pointers
Stranger: yah man
You: but Celtics aren't doing **** this year
You: Cavaliers versus Lakers finals
Stranger: i know ****
You: big money for the NBA
You: for that Jew david stern
Stranger: i dont want to see lakers in the finals though
Stranger: i rather see like cavs versus hornets or something
You: who you want in the west? spurs? Dim Tuncan Big Boring?
Stranger: david stern is dumb
Stranger: yo it's rigged
You: i know it is
You: look at the draft lottery
Stranger: i actually want to see portland make it to the finals
You: ****in sonics and blazers get the #1 and #2?
You: portlands young and good but need a few more years
You: i post on Insidehoops
You: you?
Stranger: yeah, but they're one of the funnest teams to watch
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i post on hypebeast mainly
You: i dunno whats that. but im not much of a forum poster
You: more of a reader of threads
Stranger: you should post man, it's fun
You: i did. but it's all arguments after a while
You: but sometimes they got these photoshop threads
You: hilaritous
Stranger: hahaha ya man
You: damn im done. good talking ball with you
Stranger: yeah man take care

[qrich]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Give me your definition of love.
Stranger: sharing a soul
You: f[COLOR="Black"]agg[/color]ot

[UCLAlegend32]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: How wise were you at age 8?
You: very
You: i was teaching college classes
Stranger: i was like a young Buddha
You: wow we have something in common here
Stranger: you know that saying "look both ways before you cross the street"?
Stranger: I ****en invented that
You: ofcourse
You: good ****
Stranger: right?
You: i just said that a few min ago
Stranger: I say it all the time
Stranger: it's kind of like a nervous tic
Stranger: people don't like it
You: another one of my favorites is NO means YES
Stranger: I know
You: and age is only a number
Stranger: that's good
Stranger: right
Stranger: i think those were confucius originals
You: yup
Stranger: i came up with "don't swim after eating "
Stranger: brilliant
You: how do u do this
Stranger: it just came to me
Stranger: very wisely
You: wowzers
You: hey wanna know something?
Stranger: not really
You: im eating cookies n cream ice cream
Stranger: delicious
You: i just had to get that off my shoulders
Stranger: when i was 9, i didn't think of ****
You: i feel like a fatty
Stranger: but at 10
Stranger: i had this flash of brilliance
Stranger: and devised the lighting kite think
You: did u create jessica alba
Stranger: that ben franklin came up with
You: that bastard
Stranger: that's offensive
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kungfro]

Lol, these conversations have 4chan written all over them.

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Stranger: u mad

You: misc.?

Stranger: YEAH!!!!!

You: EYYYY

Stranger: ****in A brother

Stranger: reps

misc. is the bodybuilding forum's epic section

[blasian]

Well, I successfully convinced some dude that i was charles Hamilton.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey, how u doin?
Stranger: oh hai!
You: name's Charles
You: u like hip hop?
Stranger: ****in great. lil tipsy bout to go knock over some mailboxes.....u?
You: doin good, just workin on some tracks
Stranger: sounds like something a rabbit listens to
You: check out my myspace
Stranger: mirite?
You: http://www.myspace.com/hamiltonsmusic
Stranger: wuts myspace
Stranger: sounds pretty queer
You: damn that was a quick listen
Stranger: are u queer charles?
You: nah, i **** females
You: but if ure gay thats cool
You: as long as u dont try no **** on me
Stranger: i bet you are.....u like it up the ass a whole bunch....dont ya. Eh, Chuck?
Stranger: im all aboot the *****
You: u sure man?
You: i mean it sounds like ure compensating
Stranger: ill **** this ***** ill **** that ***** ill **** anything that moves
You: but guys move too...
Stranger: i dont know this word compensating
You: dont worry about it
Stranger: we are all pink on the inside
You: its true
You: we are
You: and God is a woman
Stranger: so hows ur boifriend?
Stranger: my mom she is a witch
You: told u homie, im straight
You: thats not nice
Stranger: do u like modest mouse, chuck?
You: yea man
You: i like all types of music
You: but my favorite band is incubus
You: people think its weird that i rap
You: yet i listen to incubus
Stranger: ?
You: u never heard of incubus?
Stranger: i just downloaded Science the other day...pretty good
Stranger: calgon is tha shiz
Stranger: me personally i love me some tres once!!!
You: great album
You: Make Yourself is my fave tho
You: but yo, listen to some of my tracks
You: tell me what u think
Stranger: its alright...lightgrenades is muh jam!!!!
Stranger: i lost teh linkage, bro
You: http://www.myspace.com/hamiltonsmusic
Stranger: can u get sick from drinking your own piss?
You: i dont think so
You: like i think it has some nutrients or some ****
You: thats a good question tho
You: i think im gonna make a song about that, real talk
You: thats my whole style, i rap about anything
You: like, u kno who Lacey Duvalle is?
Stranger: the pink lava lampo eh?
Stranger: fark yeah!
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tLHoCvqocE
Stranger: wait...so ur a coon?
You: my favorite porn star and i made a song about her
You: haha, dog no need to pretend you're a racist
Stranger: thats cool...i guess
You: real racists are out killing black people, not pretending to be racists online
Stranger: muh bad, charles
You: its all good stranger
Stranger: u can see right through me
Stranger: i like u charles
You: thanks man
You: im tryin to get more fans
You: its hard tho
You: cuz im not a typical rapper
You: like i just rap about my experience
You: i dont do any of that drugs and guns type ****
Stranger: how so?
Stranger: like eminem?
Stranger: wait nv mnd
You: haha
You: eminem is dope tho
You: one of my inspirations
Stranger: drugs are pretty farkin awesome...why, just not too long ago i enhaled some comp duster... FAB U LUS!!!!
You: man, i'm a recovering addict
Stranger: u seem to really enjoi incubus
You: told u bro, my favorite band
Stranger: traffic, traffic, lookin for my chapstic, gettin kinda car sick, theres a ford maverick
Stranger: 311 is the SHIZ!!!!
Stranger: prolly gettin a 311 tattoo when muh tax return gets here
You: Creatures and Amber are my fave 311 songs
Stranger: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: WROONDNDNDNNGNGNGNGN :POEOG"OHREGHERHNIREBHNI!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!
Stranger: wait uve got to be kidding
You: nah man
You: i always get that reaction from diehard 311 fans
You: cuz those were there "sellout" songs
You: but i dont care about none of that
You: good music is good music
Stranger: those are the bathroom break songs son.....go get u some grassroots and transistor then tell me what ur fave songs are
Stranger: sell out songs...i dont think so
Stranger: just lost some of the magic songs
You: good point
You: so u into any hip hop?
Stranger: if they didnt over play the **** outta amber itd be alright
Stranger: Em...Luda...CRIME MOB!!!!
You: haha Crime Mob
You: knuck if you buck
You: thats my **** right there
Stranger: stiletto pumps in the club
Stranger: that **** was raw ass ****!!!\
You: we rockin stilettos ho, we rockin stilettos
Stranger: ****in 311 is tourin with Ziggy this summer....u gotta go to a show, yo
Stranger: lawl
You: maybe, but im hoping to reach a point where i can actually tour with those dudes
Stranger: so how did u here about this site?
Stranger: fark yeah
You: friend put me on
You: figured it would be a good way to network
You: im tryin to build up a fanbase
You: but i got a lot of haters man
You: especially regular hip hop fans
You: cant get past the fact that i dont fit the typical image
Stranger: i apologize for the fake racist comment charles...that wasnt cool of me...now that ive gotten to know a lil bit about ur swagger u seem like a real chil guy
You: its all good bro
You: its the internet, people joke around
Stranger: specially when theyre talkin to strangers, eh?
You: yea especially
You: nothin phazes me man
You: people talk **** about me on the internet all the time
You: i just brush that **** off
Stranger: yo, imme pickin up wut ur puttin down on ur rhymes!
You: def. man and tell ure friends about me
You: well im about bro, good talk
Stranger: ur brooklyn song intrigues me
You: haha, yeaaaa there really aint nothin like a brooklyn girl
Stranger: word.... keep it real man
You: peace

[halffttime]

You: hi
Stranger: Hey there
You: how did you find out about this site?
Stranger: GFAQS
Stranger: =)
You: o
You: what is this exactly?
Stranger: not sure, seems pretty pointless
You: lol
Stranger: i dont know u, vice versa
You: i found out from here
You: http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=126445
You: where you from dude
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: canada
You: same
You: where in canada
Stranger: where its stereotypically cold and we all live in igloos
Stranger: ontario
You: lol
You: im from toronto
Stranger: tDOT
You: scarborough
Stranger: oh shat
Stranger: oh shat
You: ?
Stranger: thats not THAT far away
Stranger: mississauga
You: thats pretty far lol
You: west end - east end
You: you in college?

Stranger: naw
Stranger: soon enough
You: aiggh
Stranger: i guess you are?
You: this is kinda pointless
You: no
You: soon too
You: september
You: george brown
Stranger: shat
You: where you going
Stranger: i still have grd 12 to go through :P
Stranger: humber
You: oo
Stranger: pro chef
Stranger: *****
You: yea
You: accounting
You: *****
You: =)
You: so this is kinda gay huh..
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: lol yes
Stranger: yes it is
Stranger: very gay
You: so your from sauga
Stranger: if gay as in, full of joy and fun filled
Stranger: then its very gay
Stranger: yes
You: what is life like there
Stranger: i guess the same as anything else in canada
Stranger: gets cold
Stranger: gets warm
You: oh
Stranger: cold again
You: we have wild bears here in scarborough
You: i had one going through my backyard the otha day
Stranger: we've got annoying fruit flies
Stranger: =D
You: fruit flies?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: throw something in the garbage (food) they start flying on over
Stranger: freakin bastards
You: oo
Stranger: trying to play a game for example and they're all over the tv screen
You: yea those *****es
Stranger: but yeah, wild bears are cool
You: yea
You: did you know that here in scarborough
You: the drinking limit is 13?
Stranger: dam
Stranger: eh, drink anyways
You: we have a foot of snow right now
You: what about you
Stranger: none
Stranger: happy its gone
Stranger: i can wear a sweater outside
You: lol
You: ok
You: im gone
You: i thought this was gonna be interesting
You: =(
Stranger: lol nevr will be
You: peace
You: HOE
You: =P
Stranger: peace
Stranger: skank >.<

....

[sixerfan82]

LOL this **** is hilarious

[bigboi_baller]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: Hey.
You: watsup
Stranger: Not much.
Stranger: Yourself?
You: im in pain and trying to get my mind off of it, what made you want to talk to a stranger
You: its kinda pathetic
Stranger: Same to you.
Stranger: My friend sent me the website.
You: which friend
Stranger: Turns out it's kind of stupid.
You: i doubt this friend exists
You: do you have cookies? i want cookies!
Stranger: Don't worry he does.
Stranger: I hate cookies
You: sware?
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