ABC News Is Trolling With This Top Baby Names of 2015 List

[KevinNYC]

The list is taken from a website where people go to look up trendy baby names.

If you're naming your kid Michael, you have no need to go there. The list is based on what people search for. It's not actually based on the number of current baby names.

Today people are searching for these.

Adeline Alexander Arden Casey Catherine Cloud Cordell Dashiell Ebert Eden Edwina Eleanor Eliana Elise Elliot Eva Ezra Gypsy Isadora Jaecee Jane Kate Kenton Lalia Manson Nara Noely Noora Ophelia Raeed Sadie Safron Sapphire Siena Silas Snowdrop Sophia Telma Trilby William

Which is totally weird, because Sapphire Siena Silas Snowdrop was my confirmation name.

[JohnnySic]

Good to hear about Chloe. Such a pretty name; the world needs more Chloe's

The boy's names, aside from Matthew, all suck dikc. .

[~primetime~]

Names evolve guys...people are sick of Michael, Chris, John, etc etc

just like in the 40s everyone was Frank, Dennis, Walter, etc

[UK2K]

My wife is pregnant right now, we have been going over names, these are the top-10 most popular for 2015. Not sure where ABC got those names from...

Boys:
1. Jackson
2. Aiden
3. Liam
4. Lucas
5. Noah
6. Mason
7. Ethan
8. Caden
9. Logan
10. Jacob

Girls:
1. Sophia
2. Emma
3. Olivia
4. Ava
5. Mia
6. Isabella
7. Zoe
8. Lily
9. Emily
10. Madison


That said, my son's name will not be any of these....screw going with what everyone else is going with, there will probably be 20 'Jacksons' at his high school, no need to add another.

The girls names are pretty similar to the list I posted from whatever that website was.

Who the F names their son Caden?

[UK2K]

Names evolve guys...people are sick of Michael, Chris, John, etc etc

just like in the 40s everyone was Frank, Dennis, Walter, etc

Liam is a stupid ass name teen girls love.

[JohnnySic]

Some good boy's names: John, Michael, Edward, James, William, George, Alexander, Daniel, David, Steven, Andrew, Joseph, Christopher, Anthony, Frank, Jonathan, Charles, Fred, Nicholas, Matthew, Adam.

This shiit is not complicated.

[~primetime~]

Who the F names their son Caden?

lots of people are apparently

[Nick Young]

My wife is pregnant right now, we have been going over names, these are the top-10 most popular for 2015. Not sure where ABC got those names from...

Boys:
1. Jackson
2. Aiden
3. Liam
4. Lucas
5. Noah
6. Mason
7. Ethan
8. Caden
9. Logan
10. Jacob

Girls:
1. Sophia
2. Emma
3. Olivia
4. Ava
5. Mia
6. Isabella
7. Zoe
8. Lily
9. Emily
10. Madison


That said, my son's name will not be any of these....screw going with what everyone else is going with, there will probably be 20 'Jacksons' at his high school, no need to add another.

Name him Tony!

[~primetime~]

Some good boy's names: John, Michael, Edward, James, William, George, Alexander, Daniel, David, Steven, Andrew, Joseph, Christopher, Anthony, Frank, Jonathan, Charles, Fred, Nicholas.

This shiit is not complicated.

all these names are very generic imo

[JohnnySic]

all these names are very generic imo

The are classic and masculine.

Names like Aiden, Logan, Tyler, etc are sissy names. That little boy is going to be a grown man someday.

[alenleomessi]

Girls

1. Esme

2. Evelyn

3. Mia

4. Abigail

5. Luna

6. Chloe

7. Emily

8. Arabella

9. Ava

10. Anna

what is this..top 10 pornstars of 2015?

[~primetime~]

The are classic and masculine.

Names like Aiden, Logan, Tyler, etc are sissy names. The little boy is going to be a grown man someday.

They are dated names now, hell "Frank" was dated when I was born...only reason someone would get one of those names today is from inheriting a family name.

[~primetime~]

Names like Aiden, Logan, Tyler, etc are sissy names. That little boy is going to be a grown man someday.

Logan is fckin Wolverine

and Tyler Durden wasn't viewed as a 'sissy'

[KevinNYC]

Liam is a stupid ass name teen girls love.

Um, **** you.

[UK2K]

all these names are very generic imo

I mean, if I was flipping through applications, those are the names I'd be looking for.