Would you bang Jessica Alba for free....

[LJJ]

What if you *** in under a minute and she pushes you off of her in disgust at the end.

And also her millionaire husband is watching.

He might send people after you.

I'm assuming she is a willing participant here.

[Nick Young]

I'm assuming she is a willing participant here.

Yes, she is 51%/49% willing.

But if you displease her within the first minute or so her opinions will change.

So you got a minute of performance to swing her opinions your way.


Imagine if you suck so bad she throws you off her, infront of the entire world, then laughs at you.

[alenleomessi]

she had a baby so not worth it
change it to katy perry behind the scenes of some of her weird music videos and ill do it

[DonD13]

of course not common man my mother and everybody would see it

and when you walk down the streets people would be like 'oh look that's that youtube guy'

that would be hell!

how desperate are you guys?