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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydacris
    WTF MAN
    It was a shortlived attraction after being called an incestual freak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilkkTheShocker
    In my defense I never actually beat off to the iCarly episode. So definitely not pedo....

    The fact that you wanted to makes it alright to label you as such

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilkkTheShocker
    Also not sure if counts, because I did tell two other friends. But my ex-girlfriend and I came back from a party drunk as hell about two years ago. She passed out but I was still horny as f.uck. I proceeded to use her hand to jerk me off. She was out pretty cold so I was able to get a decent grip keeping her hand around my c.ock. Before people say I took advantage of her, she used to always talk about how it would be hot to wake up with me f.ucking her. A harmless handjob isn't a big deal
    Your ex? I don't know about that one. That's pretty ****ed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jello
    You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.

    Animal porn? How the fcuk do they make that? Are they just filming to animals fcuking?...not that i'd want to watch it or anything <_< ...>_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilkkTheShocker
    Also not sure if counts, because I did tell two other friends. But my ex-girlfriend and I came back from a party drunk as hell about two years ago. She passed out but I was still horny as f.uck. I proceeded to use her hand to jerk me off. She was out pretty cold so I was able to get a decent grip keeping her hand around my c.ock. Before people say I took advantage of her, she used to always talk about how it would be hot to wake up with me f.ucking her. A harmless handjob isn't a big deal

    Lmaoo that reminds me of how i basically did the same thing with this one chick except i didn't use her hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shlver
    Your ex? I don't know about that one. That's pretty ****ed up.

    It wasn't the best thing to do, but I don't think its nearly that bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mach_3
    Animal porn? How the fcuk do they make that? Are they just filming to animals fcuking?...not that i'd want to watch it or anything <_< ...>_>

    There is a porn for pretty much everything now. I just don't know how the f.uck anyone can think that animal porn is hot
    Last edited by SilkkTheShocker; 02-05-2013 at 09:08 AM.

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    All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by code green
    All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.

    Gross dude. Get a life, weirdo

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    Quote Originally Posted by code green
    All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by code green
    All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.
    Good choice!
    How old were you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mach_3
    The fact that you wanted to makes it alright to label you as such

    Try watching a whole episode of iCarly without getting an erection. I dare you

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    Quote Originally Posted by CeltsGarlic
    Good choice!
    How old were you?
    22 or 23

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace23
    19, it was the summer after her freshman year in college. She was asleep when I did the deed.
    wait, you jerked off to her, while she was in the room!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chips93
    wait, you jerked off to her, while she was in the room!?
    Yeah, but I was doing it through my basketball shorts. I had my phone in my hand, so I would have looked natural had my mom/brothers walked in.

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