redditors are sharing the dumbest things they heard in class, and its great

[ThemBombs]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...upidest_thing/

[QUOTE]We were asked in basic econ what was a public good that we use almost everyday. No one answered, so the teacher hinted with,

[Shade8780]

A girl in my English class wrote that legalizing gay marriage will create "800 million new jobs in the United States."

Wth?

[nightprowler10]

Wth?

[Suguru101]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...upidest_thing/

Holy Sh**.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

"Thank god for the guy who stood up to the Man, if he hadn't; civilians would have never had the internet. The government wouldd have kept it for themselves!"


"Hey do you know what an ethic is? Yeah it's an African American, A chinese person.. someone like that"

"Can anyone tell me the name of an ocean?
A: The Specific Ocean!"



Holy fuuk. These belong in the movies.

[Shade8780]

During an International Business class, during a chapter on Mainland China: "Why do we have to study about ching-chongs anyway?"

She went on to argue with my Chinese prof about Chinese culture.

Wow

[1987_Lakers]

I vividly remember in High School a girl student asking my teacher why people won't drink water from the ocean.

[Jailblazers7]

The "I cat myself with a knife" one was too good.