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    Default "I'd be a Laker fan" (joke from Sp**stalk.com)

    This is all that the Spurs fans have left. They posted this on thier site. Poor things.

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97458


    [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Boston , and trying
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    [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that
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    [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]she's a Celtics fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too
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    [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]are Celtics fans.
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    Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The
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    [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you
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    [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]raise your hand?'

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    'Because I'm not a Celtics fan,' she replied.

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    The teacher, still shocked, asked: 'Well, if you're not a Celtics fan,
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    [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]then who do you support?'
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    'I'm a Spurs fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
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    The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why are you a Spurs fan?'
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    [/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]'Because my mom and dad are from San Antonio and my mom is a Spurs fan
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    [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]and my dad is a Spurs fan, so I'm a Spurs fan too!'
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    'Well,' said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, 'That's no
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    [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]reason for you to be a Spurs fan. You don't have to be just like your
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    [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad
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    [/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#002060]was a ******, what would you be then?'
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    Mary said, 'I'd be a Lakers fan.'[/COLOR]
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    Default Re: "I'd be a Laker fan" (joke from Sp**stalk.com)

    One of the people there have this as their sig:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3015/...c5edb82b_o.jpg

    WTF???? MEGAN FOX WITH A SPURS CRAP ON? I thought all the hotties supported the Lakers/Hollywood. Terrible terrible.

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    Default Re: "I'd be a Laker fan" (joke from Sp**stalk.com)



    That's a hilarious paragrah LOL

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    Default Re: "I'd be a Laker fan" (joke from Sp**stalk.com)

    These guys are pathetic.

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    Default Re: "I'd be a Laker fan" (joke from Sp**stalk.com)

    Quote Originally Posted by Fatso


    That's a hilarious paragrah LOL

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    Default Re: "I'd be a Laker fan" (joke from Sp**stalk.com)

    Quote Originally Posted by bladefd
    One of the people there have this as their sig:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3015/...c5edb82b_o.jpg

    WTF???? MEGAN FOX WITH A SPURS CRAP ON? I thought all the hotties supported the Lakers/Hollywood. Terrible terrible.
    I think that's photoshop. I don't REALLY think she's supporting the Spurs.

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    Default Re: "I'd be a Laker fan" (joke from Sp**stalk.com)

    that's actually pretty funny joke...

    BTW Laker4Lyfe, congrats too, to the lady of the lakers forums... western conference champs sounds pretty sweet eh?

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    Default Re: "I'd be a Laker fan" (joke from Sp**stalk.com)

    Quote Originally Posted by and1
    As in, hilarious that any LA girl would wear a spurs booty, and that the joke was well, hilarious.

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    Default Re: "I'd be a Laker fan" (joke from Sp**stalk.com)

    Quote Originally Posted by bladefd
    One of the people there have this as their sig:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3015/...c5edb82b_o.jpg

    WTF???? MEGAN FOX WITH A SPURS CRAP ON? I thought all the hotties supported the Lakers/Hollywood. Terrible terrible.
    Great Pic nonetheless.

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