its 4.30am and i go to take a leak before going to bed.. then i hear a noise from the trashcan.. its full of toilet paper so i cant see shit.. i dont wanna touch shit so i kind of kick it and a HUGE, BLACK RAT jumps out.. im running for my life.. i go to my room and lock it.. but i have no idea where the rat went.. it could be in my room for all i know.. even if it isnt im sure he can find a way through some small hole..
my question is.. can he like f*cking eat me while i sleep.. i mean ive see movies where rats eat a man's insides.. and i just did a google search and bunch of articles came up like- rats ate a homeless man, rats ate a baby etc etc..
i also read that they multiply fast as hell
i dont have any guns, baseball bats or anything like that in my room.. i have couple of dumbells and a barbell.. i have enough food for two days..
will i make it?
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Thread: oh no
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09-29-2014, 11:04 PM #1L
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oh no
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09-29-2014, 11:07 PM #2College superstar
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Re: oh no
you're dead
sorry dude
at least Shade's thread will have an answer now
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09-29-2014, 11:15 PM #3Banned
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Re: oh no
why did you run from it? Rats won't attack you, just find where it's getting in and trap it.
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09-30-2014, 02:13 AM #4exercise profits littl
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Re: oh no
you rhyme with maggot, op smh
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