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    Default Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Literally
    http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-...-a-rental-home

    Noel is being sued, TMZ reports, for alleged damage to a home including, among other things, plumbing damage done by fecal matter and Gatorade stains apparently everywhere. Oh, and after receiving a list of charges for the damage, the landlord is alleging Noel left a tombstone in the home with "RIP" on it.

    You cannot, under any circumstances, make this stuff up. More from TMZ:

    In their lawsuit, the owners of the home list all of the crazy damage they found including after Noel moved out in August 2015:
    -- "Splashed neon colored sports drinks (such as Gatorade) on the carpets throughout the home."
    -- $30,000 in other damage to carpets-- Extreme water damage throughout the home
    -- Clogged toilets filled with cotton balls and feces
    (In fact, the owners say the plumber who fixed the toilet told them the damage was so bad he told them, "Someone must not like you.")
    -- Broken elevator (it's a baller house)
    -- $4,000 in damage to the stove
    -- damage to the fridge
    -- damage to the blinds
    -- damage to dishwasher
    -- torn window screens

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Property management companies aka Slumlords are some of the sleaziest businesses out there. I wouldn't be surprised if they were trying to milk the most out of their super wealthy former client by inflating the damages done to the property.

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Quote Originally Posted by HoopologyPhD
    Property management companies aka Slumlords are some of the sleaziest businesses out there. I wouldn't be surprised if they were trying to milk the most out of their super wealthy former client by inflating the damages done to the property.
    THIS.

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Quote Originally Posted by HoopologyPhD
    Property management companies aka Slumlords are some of the sleaziest businesses out there. I wouldn't be surprised if they were trying to milk the most out of their super wealthy former client by inflating the damages done to the property.
    i don't think we can call the owners a slum lord in this story. slum lords buy buildings in poor conditions fix them to the bare minimums and then rent to HUD applicants so they know they're getting their $1000 check every month. i doubt noel was living in the ghetto.

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Quote Originally Posted by HoopologyPhD
    Property management companies aka Slumlords are some of the sleaziest businesses out there. I wouldn't be surprised if they were trying to milk the most out of their super wealthy former client by inflating the damages done to the property.
    Do you understand the 'slum' part of slumlord?

    Slumlords don't own $4.5k per month houses with built in elevator in Philly.

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Quote Originally Posted by noob cake
    Do you understand the 'slum' part of slumlord?

    Slumlords don't own $4.5k per month houses with built in elevator in Philly.
    They're all the same, man. Corporate conglomerates running properties are even worse than your typical scumbag slumlord. Just think of Donald Sterling.

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Evidently the Sixers are paying him minimum wage, and he can't afford to buy his own house.

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Quote Originally Posted by LAZERUSS
    Evidently the Sixers are paying him minimum wage, and he can't afford to buy his own house.
    Why would you buy a house on your rookie deal when you could be moved at anytime.

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Quote Originally Posted by Styles p
    Why would you buy a house on your rookie deal when you could be moved at anytime.
    Right now...especially right now...houses are a great investment. What are the chances he recoups any of that rent money?

    But then again...maybe he can't afford a home on his 3.5 mil a year.

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Quote Originally Posted by LAZERUSS
    Right now...especially right now...houses are a great investment. What are the chances he recoups any of that rent money?

    But then again...maybe he can't afford a home on his 3.5 mil a year.
    Apparently he cannot afford toilet paper either...he needs cotton balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireDavidKahn
    Apparently he cannot afford toilet paper either...he needs cotton balls.
    Well, given that Sprewell couldn't afford to feed his family on 14 mil (and wound up bankrupt), maybe Noel can't afford toilet paper on 3.5 mil.

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    stop hating dudes probably eating 5k + calories a day hes gonna be taking fat shits

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan
    stop hating dudes probably eating 5k + calories a day hes gonna be taking fat shits
    But why the cotton balls? And why not flush after every shit?

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Cuse recruited him but he came for a visit and I could tell he was a moron from his haircut and hipster clothes.

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    Default Re: Nerlens Noel is Shh!!t

    Quote Originally Posted by FireDavidKahn
    Apparently he cannot afford toilet paper either...he needs cotton balls.
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