Originally Posted by B-Low
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Wakes up to a loop of Fantasy - EWF, and Man In the Mirror - MJ on his 45$ iPod Shuffle, and hops up out his Queen-size bread to turn his swag on.
Proceeds to have a 30 minute makeout session with the mirror. Shaves his head, puts on some foundation, and takes another decade to get ready for the day.
Nudges his girlfriend politely, but she's still asleep from the retarded rompfest that he gave her last night. Good timing though! There'z a corpse outside the room who suffocated from a conflict that early morning, where Brandon letted his "Smooth Criminal" loose. He goes downstairs and catches half an hour of Tom and Jerry and then Bill Nye the Science Guy to neutralize his "inner thug" and get into the White Person Mentality.
Goes to work or school (How the f*ck you expect me to know which the Mod left for like a year) and does his business. Flirts with the local girlies, shares beauty tips with the men, and day goes by smooth and suave. Has an unhealthy f*ckin lunch. But it don't matter cuz he dat ill!
Comes home does his pushup/dumbell workout, and showers again. Logs onto ISH after shoving down seratonin pills, injecting himself with tranqs, and dancing to Barney. The local ******s show up to his yard and the're all like when I say Brandon you say "Werd" and you say "Law!" Werd! "Law!" Werd Law! They call him an oreo, and B just politely dismisses them and throws dog biscuits into street. He logs onto ISH and presents a nice guy facade, watches Spongebob, shares his feewings with his girl and calls it a night. Wakes up at 1 heads to the ghettos of South Ohio, kills a guy.
Rinse and repeat.