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Old 01-05-2009, 05:57 PM   #1
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Default GOAT crackers?

No, I'm not talking about white people.

I'm talking about the buttery, slightly salted pieces of heaven:



Are they the GOAT crackers? Yes. Maybe Saltines are better? Go **** yourself, pal, you don't know your ass from your tasebuds.

GOAT cracker combination? One Ritz cracker + slice of cheese + slice of green apple + spicy honey mustard = heaven. It's the equivalent to giving your girl ass to mouth. It's ten kinds of awesome.
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Old 01-05-2009, 05:59 PM   #2
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Old 01-05-2009, 05:59 PM   #3
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Those aren't even crackers. They're imposters. Bad ones, at that.
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:03 PM   #4
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they say crackers right on the bag.

you are fail and racist against orange fish.
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:04 PM   #5
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they say crackers right on the bag.

you are fail and racist against orange fish.

How are they crackers? They're not even flat. They're fish!
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:08 PM   #6
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they are crackers b/c of the process of how they are made and the ingredients inside. a cracker does not always have to be a flat wafer though that is the norm.

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Old 01-05-2009, 06:10 PM   #7
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I refuse to allow Goldfish into the cracker category.
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:14 PM   #8
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If you've never had these you're disrespecting your mouth

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Old 01-05-2009, 06:15 PM   #9
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It hurts to eat sandwiches without these now.

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Old 01-05-2009, 06:16 PM   #10
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*closes eyes and blocks ears*

LALALALALALALALALALALA!

I CAN'T HEARRR YOUUUUU!
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:18 PM   #11
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No, I'm not talking about white people.

I'm talking about the buttery, slightly salted pieces of heaven:



i must second this cracker for GOAT. flipping love Ritz.

but dude, Goldfish are mos def crackers
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:19 PM   #12
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If you've never had these you're disrespecting your mouth

lol @ Crispers rip-offs
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:20 PM   #13
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What about Wheat Thins?
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:21 PM   #14
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Just because they're crunchy doesn't make them crackers.

Bone is crunchy, are bones crackers?
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:25 PM   #15
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triscuits actually are better in my opinion if ur puttin sht on it
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