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Old 05-06-2009, 03:49 AM   #1
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Pretty funny website

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Old 05-06-2009, 03:52 AM   #2
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Default Re: Text from last night

there is some pretty hilarious stuff on that site

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(312): i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.

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(502): Dude, just got a bummer.
(1-502): What??
(502): A blow job from a homeless chick.
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:56 AM   #3
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(323): i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
(818): she hot?
(323): i don't wanna talk about it

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Old 05-06-2009, 04:05 AM   #4
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(401): Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.

(312): Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.

(319): addddeeerrraaaallll.
(641): ok i'm not sure if that was a success

(484): Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.

(859): I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
(1-859): Well... I doubt that.

(617): Where were you when I was single???
(1-617): Still in diapers.
Some of this **** is priceless.
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Old 05-06-2009, 04:12 AM   #5
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(510): I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
(702): Are you high?
(510): No. That's why it's odd
haha.
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Old 05-06-2009, 04:22 AM   #6
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(805): I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.

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Old 05-06-2009, 05:45 AM   #7
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(215): Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.



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Old 05-06-2009, 01:49 PM   #8
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:01 PM   #9
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Old 05-07-2009, 04:45 AM   #10
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(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle

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