Weirdest Omegle chats?

[Suprageex]

Post you weirdest Omegle chats

1- We had this nice conversation going, and it just got f*cked up:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how you doing?
Stranger: im alrite
Stranger: you ?
You: me 2
You: so, what you doing?
Stranger: i was surfing the net
Stranger: reading blogs.. you knw
Stranger: got bored
You: lolz same here
Stranger: yeah ?
You: yeah
You: what blogs were you readin?
Stranger: anything
Stranger: stumbling you knw.
You: uhuh ^^
You: so.. where you live?
Stranger: India
Stranger: yeah, there are people in India
You: lol wow
You: india man
You: seriously wow
You: india's cool
Stranger: oh its not that wow
Stranger: you are from ?
You: belgium
You: little country north of france
Stranger: i knw i knw
You: nice, not many people know belgium xD
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: well not many people stay when i say im from India !
You: *logging off*
You: why
You: ?
Stranger: i would not knw
Stranger: half knowledhe
Stranger: knowledge*
You: yeah some people are just sooo stupid
Stranger: its alrite...
Stranger: to be stupid i think
Stranger: mean ..thts not ok
You: I understand ^^
Stranger: so how old are you ?
You: 17
You: you?
Stranger: im 22
Stranger: nearly 25% older than you
Stranger: that freaks me out !
You: oh okay
Stranger: studying.. are you ?
You: also studying
You: what do you do in school?
Stranger: Im in college..
Stranger: nearly past it actly
Stranger: engineering
You: wow
You: im gonna start my last year in a month , and then i hope to do law or something
Stranger: nice.. good luck to you
You: thanks! you 2
You: is it difficult though?
Stranger: not really..
Stranger: i think law will be tougher
You: nah, i don't think so
You: engineering is alot of math, right?
Stranger: ohh yeah
Stranger: a lot
You: I just hate math
You: did like 8 hours a week last year
You: barely past
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: well we have our own strengths and weaknesses
You: yeah
Stranger: so you are a guy ? or a girl ?
You: guy
You: you 2?
Stranger: yeah.. sadly
You: ? you want to be a girl?
Stranger: well i did not think abt it till now
Stranger: i mean this conversation would have gone somewhere if one of us were a girl
You: ?
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: anyways...
Stranger: sleeping time fr me
Stranger: nice talking to you dude
You: bye

[KoolKat]

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: there are you from??
You: detroit
Stranger: okay.. how old are you??
You: 18
Stranger: okay,. gender
You: male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey im 20 m canada you?
You: 18 m detroit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Suprageex]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yo dawg
You: yo homeboy
You: how yo doin?
Stranger: im hangin in there
Stranger: wassup wit you?
You: just chillin'
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: finally someone from the us
You: phew, got some weird ass people from south east asia and india, I was like WTF is going on?
You: btw 17 m Belgium
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice dawg
Stranger: shoot i got some heat on me
Stranger: brb
Stranger: i just iced a mofo
You: nice work b

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Ever work in a supermarket bakery? I got a question.

[KoolKat]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm great right now
Stranger: okay good
You: I'm 18 yo, Male from Detroit and you ?
Stranger: im 16 f finland
You: Can we cyber ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: m 25 iran
You: m 18 detroit
Stranger: ok
You: I love persian men
You: they are gorgeous
Stranger: hah are a gay
You: Yes
Stranger: fuck your daddy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dab0yech0]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: stranger :o
You: My name a Borat
Stranger: borat?
Stranger: O_o
You: My mother, she never love me.
Stranger: wew
You: She say she wish she was raped by someone else.
Stranger: LOL
You: Last night I...I had a sex.
You: Her vagine hang like a sleeve of wizard.
Stranger: let me guess
Stranger: it wasn't protected
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: ew
You: What country are you from
Stranger: israel, not a jew before you shoot me.
You: I come from country of a Kazakhstan.
You: In Kazakhstan, three main issues: economic, social, and Jew
Stranger: so you speak russian?
Stranger: LOOOL
Stranger: this is hilarious
Stranger: along your english
You: I like you, do you like me? In Kazakstahn we think America technologely very good, and now I see is a very primitive.
Stranger: o.o;
You: Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns, and then we have a big party.
Stranger: i like you less now
You: In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.
Stranger: rape is ok,.
Stranger: wtf with the disco?
You: I like America
You: There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute.
Stranger: i like your randomness.
You: In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes?
Stranger: we're not that bad
Stranger: we still get licence
Stranger: the*
You: I hope President Bush drinks the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!
Stranger: i don't. not all of them are bad.
You: May I ask you a question
Stranger: and bush? O_o
Stranger: yea
You: May I ask you are a man who does with another man?
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: no, i'm not.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NastaMaverick]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hii
You: Hello. Want to play a....game?
Stranger: what kind of game?
You: 21 questions.
Stranger: you ask, i answer ?
You: sure.
Stranger: ok !
You: If I fell off tomorrow would you still love me?
Stranger: hmm yes
You: If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?
Stranger: yes
You: If I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century,
Could I count on you to be there to support me mentally?
Stranger: yes
You: If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like some of my friends?
Stranger: no
You: If I was hit and I was hurt would you be by my side?
Stranger: yes
You: If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride?
Stranger: yes
You: If I ain't rap 'cause I flipped burgers at Burger King
would you be ashamed to tell your friends you feelin' me?
Stranger: no
You: And in bed if I used to my tongue, would you like that?
Stranger: yes
You: If I wrote you a love letter would you write back?
Stranger: yes
You: Now would you leave me if you're father found out I was thuggin'
Stranger: no
You: Do you believe me when I tell you, you the one I'm loving?
Stranger: no
You: Are you mad 'cause I'm asking you 21 questions?
Stranger: no
You: Are you my soulmate? 'Cause if so, girl you a blessing
Stranger: i dont know
You: Do you trust me enough, to tell me your dreams?
Stranger: not yet
You: If I was down would you say things to make me smile?
Stranger: yes
You: If I was with some other chick and someone happened to see?
And when you asked me about it I said it wasn't me
Would you believe me? Or up and leave me?
Stranger: hmmm i would believe you
You: How deep is our bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone?
Stranger: i cant answer yes or no to that :)
You: Could you love me in a Bentley?
Stranger: bentley?
You: Could you love me on a bus?
Stranger: yes
You: I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us

You have disconnected.

[jamal99]

lol, that's nice...

[Suprageex]

Got one really good!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how are you,
Stranger: let me guess.. american?
You: no i come from ku

[The Magic Man]

Stranger: Hi
You: what up
Stranger: nothing much?
You: is that a question?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: a mistake
You: lol, just messing with ya. so what are you doing?
Stranger: nothing you?
You: taking a dump.
You: no lie
Stranger: haha ok
Stranger: are you male?
You: yup yup. how many chicks you know take dumps while using a laptop?
Stranger: i know one
You: who?
Stranger: you donnow
You: you sure?
Stranger: yes
You: what if i told you i know who you are?
Stranger: who am i?
You: i dont know. i was just wondering what your reaction would be
Stranger: it will be
Stranger: who are you
You: The magic man
Stranger: ofc
You: ofc?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: i donnow how to write it
You: thats cool. you have one of those new computers with a writing pad?
Stranger: no
You: oh. um. well, why would you need to know how to write at a time like this. just type.
Stranger: good point
You: whats your name?
Stranger: tomer
You: like...the stuff you put in a printer?
Stranger: no its kinda tree
You: where you from?
Stranger: israel
You: wow, they have the internet there?
Stranger: What?
You: the internet is this thing...well, it's like a mysticle being.
Stranger: we dont ride on camels and live in desert
You: cool. i dont either. well, i do live in the desert though.
You: hold on, i have to wipe. well, go ahead and write...i mean type
You: okay, im back. so Toner, how old are you?
Stranger: 16
You: what were your thoughts on michael jackson?
Stranger: i dont love this guy
You: why you no love this guy? this good guy, no?!! he make thriller.
Stranger: he
Stranger: i dont like him ok?
You: you telling me or asking me? and why so upset?
Stranger: nothing. leave it.
Stranger: and my name is Tomer
Stranger: not Toner
You: Sorry Tomey. Can I call u Tomey? In America it's a good thing. It's like homie with a T.
Stranger: yes you can
Stranger: but
Stranger: i prefer tomer
Stranger: but feel free=]
You: So To Mizzle, what do you do for fun?
Stranger: play drums
Stranger: play poker
Stranger: and you ?
You: smoke blunts and bust at crab ass ******. i keep really low key, you know what i mean?
Stranger: not realy
Stranger: do you have a girlfriend?
You: Yea, a few. Well, I have my bottom ***** then a few stand ins. You?
Stranger: i have one
Stranger: you know
Stranger: girlfriend
Stranger: relationship
You: so you're a lesbo?
Stranger: what is lesbo?
You: two women that rub vajayjays together
Stranger: im a man dude
You: Whaaaaaaat???!!!!!!!!!
You: so are you a homo?
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooo
You: well why have you spent the last 15-20 minutes talking to a dude?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i told you
You: when?
Stranger: didnt i?
Stranger: lol
You: no. you are very deceitful. very deceitful indeed.
Stranger: you thouht im a girl?
You: yes. I really did. everytime you typed something I imagined Bea Arthur's voice
Stranger: wow
You: so now you are amazed by your own trickery?
Stranger: **** off
You: *gasp
You: no. you **** off sir!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: okkk
Stranger: ok

[rezznor]

people still chat with strangers?

[Quizno]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: sucki sucki 10 dolar ?
You: ok we cyber
You: i pull down ur pants
You: and caress ur lips
Stranger: im boy
You: im girl
Stranger: i kiss u and wrap my arms around u
You: mmm
You: i feel so good in ur strong muscles
You: i take ur boxers off
You: revealing ur huge weiner
Stranger: i put your hand on it
You: i begin to stroke it
You: you moan in pleasure
You: as im about to take you into my mouth, an unknown entity that has taken the form of a dark mist surrounds the room
You: he invades your lungs, and you find yourself unable to breathe
You: you panic, and i reveal my 11 inch dick
You: i shove it down your throat
You: you love it, but the unnamed entity is destroying the little life you have left
You: you collapse to the ground
You: blood leaks out of your pores, and your body is carried away by the lawn gnomes
You: i *** all over your face
You: the night is over
You: i'm spent.
Stranger: i stand up and **** a lawn gnome in the ass
You: I ****ING LOVE YOU
You have disconnected.




that guy was so epic

[shlver]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: sucki sucki 10 dolar ?
You: ok we cyber
You: i pull down ur pants
You: and caress ur lips
Stranger: im boy
You: im girl
Stranger: i kiss u and wrap my arms around u
You: mmm
You: i feel so good in ur strong muscles
You: i take ur boxers off
You: revealing ur huge weiner
Stranger: i put your hand on it
You: i begin to stroke it
You: you moan in pleasure
You: as im about to take you into my mouth, an unknown entity that has taken the form of a dark mist surrounds the room
You: he invades your lungs, and you find yourself unable to breathe
You: you panic, and i reveal my 11 inch dick
You: i shove it down your throat
You: you love it, but the unnamed entity is destroying the little life you have left
You: you collapse to the ground
You: blood leaks out of your pores, and your body is carried away by the lawn gnomes
You: i *** all over your face
You: the night is over
You: i'm spent.
Stranger: i stand up and **** a lawn gnome in the ass
You: I ****ING LOVE YOU
You have disconnected.




that guy was so epic

[Maniak]

Stranger: I need money
You: i have money
Stranger: I need it within 24 hours so I can escape
You: escape from what?
Stranger: The police
Stranger: I have done something terrible
You: wut u do?
Stranger: I have murdered my wife
You: thats bad?
You: meh
You: not bad at all
Stranger: Dont **** me around *******!
Stranger: Or you will be next
You: ***** dont gimme that
Stranger: You little bastard
You: look, how much money
Stranger:

[Skywalker]

Stranger: hey
You: hellllo
Stranger: hehe=)
You: swear
Stranger: swear what?
Stranger: haha
You: lol
You: swear ur fat lmao
Stranger: huh?
You: didnt know omegle gave webcam feeds to other stranger wtf thats weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LevisJeans]