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    Default What's the point of Handjobs

    So I was at a bar yesterday and hooked up with a drunk chick. We went to the back room and she offered me a HJ, of course i tried to talk her into a BJ, she didn't want to and ended up leaving because she got pissed(see what i did there).
    I mean why the hell would I want a Handjob i could do that myself too

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Why do it yourself when you can have a woman do it for you?

    This applies to cooking, cleaning and jerkin yourself off

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by B-Low
    Why do it yourself when you can have a woman do it for you?

    This applies to cooking, cleaning and jerkin yourself off
    but why have a girl jerk you off when she can just suck your johnson
    it's basically the same thing for her

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    You idiot, handjobs lead to blow jobs. Never turn down a handy dude. She was drunk, she would have eventually went their. FAIL.

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    it's basically the same thing for her
    lol

    is it?

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by RidonKs
    lol

    is it?
    she's on her knees and you are standing
    yes it is

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by blablabla
    she's on her knees and you are standing
    yes it is
    So if i'm sitting in a chair HOLDING a burger, it's the same thing as me sitting in a chair with a burger IN MY MOUTH?

    I don't think it's a position-based thing here...

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by The Macho Man
    Why would you stand? Relax, have a seat.
    Watching too much pornos haha.

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by B-Low
    So if i'm sitting in a chair HOLDING a burger, it's the same thing as me sitting in a chair with a burger IN MY MOUTH?

    I don't think it's a position-based thing here...

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by blablabla
    I mean why the hell would I want a Handjob i could do that myself too
    Is that what you're about to do now?

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by The Macho Man
    Why would you stand? Relax, have a seat.
    no chairs only gambling machines in the back room

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Get her to touch your dick and then worry about getting a blowjob. Most chicks won't hesitate once they're comfortable.

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    Quote Originally Posted by L.Kizzle
    You idiot, handjobs lead to blow jobs. Never turn down a handy dude. She was drunk, she would have eventually went their. FAIL.
    exactly, plus your in a toilet at a bar there was a great chnace you could have ****ed her as well

    edit: i didnt read it properly, you were in a back room not a toilet...... i still woulda let her grab my cok

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    her handjob to you could have led to a bj, but you would never know it because it never happened. it's all about the art of persuasion.

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    Default Re: What's the point of Handjobs

    I would much rather say I hooked up with a chick at a bar then tell everyone I went home and jacked off to Tori Black.

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