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What's the point of Handjobs
So I was at a bar yesterday and hooked up with a drunk chick. We went to the back room and she offered me a HJ, of course i tried to talk her into a BJ, she didn't want to and ended up leaving because she got pissed(see what i did there).
I mean why the hell would I want a Handjob i could do that myself too
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The Love B-Low
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
Why do it yourself when you can have a woman do it for you?
This applies to cooking, cleaning and jerkin yourself off
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Re: What's the point of Handjobs
Originally Posted by B-Low
Why do it yourself when you can have a woman do it for you?
This applies to cooking, cleaning and jerkin yourself off
but why have a girl jerk you off when she can just suck your johnson
it's basically the same thing for her
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ISH's Negro Historian
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
You idiot, handjobs lead to blow jobs. Never turn down a handy dude. She was drunk, she would have eventually went their. FAIL.
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Re: What's the point of Handjobs
it's basically the same thing for her
lol
is it?
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Re: What's the point of Handjobs
Originally Posted by RidonKs
lol
is it?
she's on her knees and you are standing
yes it is
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The Love B-Low
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
Originally Posted by blablabla
she's on her knees and you are standing
yes it is
So if i'm sitting in a chair HOLDING a burger, it's the same thing as me sitting in a chair with a burger IN MY MOUTH?
I don't think it's a position-based thing here...
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ISH's Negro Historian
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
Originally Posted by The Macho Man
Why would you stand? Relax, have a seat.
Watching too much pornos haha.
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Hi, how are you?
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
Originally Posted by B-Low
So if i'm sitting in a chair HOLDING a burger, it's the same thing as me sitting in a chair with a burger IN MY MOUTH?
I don't think it's a position-based thing here...
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ISH's Negro Historian
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
Originally Posted by blablabla
I mean why the hell would I want a Handjob i could do that myself too
Is that what you're about to do now?
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Re: What's the point of Handjobs
Originally Posted by The Macho Man
Why would you stand? Relax, have a seat.
no chairs only gambling machines in the back room
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Re: What's the point of Handjobs
Get her to touch your dick and then worry about getting a blowjob. Most chicks won't hesitate once they're comfortable.
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National High School Star
Re: What's the point of Handjobs
Originally Posted by L.Kizzle
You idiot, handjobs lead to blow jobs. Never turn down a handy dude. She was drunk, she would have eventually went their. FAIL.
exactly, plus your in a toilet at a bar there was a great chnace you could have ****ed her as well
edit: i didnt read it properly, you were in a back room not a toilet...... i still woulda let her grab my cok
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Re: What's the point of Handjobs
her handjob to you could have led to a bj, but you would never know it because it never happened. it's all about the art of persuasion.
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Re: What's the point of Handjobs
I would much rather say I hooked up with a chick at a bar then tell everyone I went home and jacked off to Tori Black.
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