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Old 04-24-2013, 02:37 PM   #16
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I'm sorry but as athletic as Lebron is, a dominant male Chimpanzee is even more athletic and they have huge canine teeth and jaws with bite force capable of cracking a walnut.... or, if necessary, a human femur. When they "fight" other Chimps in their own troop it's political and blood can be draw but it's mostly dominance display, so any film of Chimps "fighting" at a zoo or some shit isn't going to show you what they're even capable of. And footage of troop vs troop combat usually is a co-ordinated effort to murder another troop of chimps and it's usually behind the cover of forest so their isn't much to see their either though the innate brutality within a chimp can definitely be sensed. When they attack humans there are no politics involved it is purely a survival fit of rage and they always go for the face, fingers, and any other extremety such as a mans testicles (yes, this is well documented). They rip and gore humans, they don't merely "fight". This isn't the ****ing MMA... you don't "fight" an angry dominant male Chimp, you f*** run from it and hope he doesn't catch you. If Lebron fought a chimp could he beat it to death or stun it? I don't ****ing know, maybe? But I'd be willing to bet he'd be missing a face, several fingers as well as his testicals when all was said and done and his exposed skull and lack of an independent future means he might as well be dead afterwards. Enough with these _____ vs Chimp/Gorilla threads.

No one from this era could do, only someone from the old school like Wilt.
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:43 PM   #17
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Lebron James, armed with only a samsung phone and Devin Stern, could kick the crap out of an entire troop of chimpanzees.

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Old 04-24-2013, 02:45 PM   #18
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Chimp/gorilla, apes etc. have flesh as tough as leather. Forget about their strength..human impact can't even phase them.
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:45 PM   #19
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No one actually thinks Lebron could take a Chimpanzee, seeing as they have up to 9 times the strength of an ordinary man.
LeBron aint no ordinary man doe.
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