Being Black is the best thing in the world!!!

[Bigsmoke]

i'll tell you why

-everybodys afraid of us
-we start the best riots
-we dont have to worry about skin cancer
-our b[COLOR="Black"]i[/COLOR]tches got big bootys
-our ***** are really big
-we got out own month
-Bigsmoke is black
-Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson are the must at what they do and they are/were black
-its just awesome

[macmac]

i'll tell you why

-everybodys afraid of us
-we start the best riots
-we dont have to worry about skin cancer
-our b[COLOR="Black"]i[/COLOR]tches got big bootys
-our ***** are really big
-we got out own month
-Bigsmoke is black
-Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson are the must at what they do and they are/were black
-its just awesome

Plus if you crouch and run up and down a Ping pong table in the dark, it looks like someone's playin table tennis with two balls at a time

[Just2McFly]

I have a love/hate relationship with it to be honest.

[millwad]

If black people wouldn't have massive nose's, then yes.

[Legend of Josh]

I have a love/hate relationship with it to be honest.

I was about to make the point while there's arguably advantages to being black, there's certainly the other side to that coin too.

No one wants to admit it, everyone wants to keep the peace or simply believe we live in an entirely balanced and perfect society/world where every man is born of equality, but this just isn't the case.

The OP pointed out black folk's "women" have > booty. Hell, I'm willing to admit black women "on average" might just be equipped with the best ass around. I will say them Hispanic womenz aren't far behind (pun-intended) if not up to par with their respective counterparts.

I think they've done studies on average pe[COLOR="Black"]n[/COLOR]is size by race, country of origin, etc. If I'm not mistaken, you are correct in saying black folk packin' more of them anacondas than other races; this however on a broad scale just simply differs from each and every man, it's individualized; no two di[COLOR="Black"]c[/COLOR]ks are exactly alike and it's more random than anything.

Switching to disadvantages, well actually referring to black folk's flagship disadvantage, we'll discuss intelligence. I already know this is a very touchy and sensitive subject, but let's put all the bullshit aside and keep shit real. On average, races that are non-black (especially Asians and whites) yield higher levels of raw intelligence.

I'm sure that's offensive to some, and rightfully so. No one wants to be told their race of people are in the cellar of said subject. Actually, many white folk who are too PC and mentally/emotionally frail will say this claim is bullshit. They'll honestly believe there's absolutely zero validity to this, or they know there's some truth to it all, but they'd rather just not touch it.

There's obviously millions of incredibly intelligent black folk out there - just as there's millions of incredibly dumb-as-shit white folk, but when you play the on average card, the seesaw isn't entirely balanced. Maybe it isn't fair, maybe it isn't politically correct, and just maybe, it's something that should never even be brought to anyone's attention. It just is what it is.

IMO, the overwhelming factor for determining one's overall level of intelligence is the social environment in which an individual exists. That isn't the only component however. Genetics do play a role in intelligence, and one's race is a direct influence in determining the final product.

I think it's cool the OP is proud of who they are. There's nothing wrong with being happy with who you are and expressing it.

[Dw1ll]

black people are ashy as **** and they smell like shit.

they also have pubes on their head

[Just2McFly]

Replace "Intelligence" with Education first of all LOJ.

Other races are better educated on average.

[red1]

louis ck disagrees
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY

[Legend of Josh]

Replace "Intelligence" with Education first of all LOJ.

Other races are better educated on average.

Sure, I have no issue with what you said. There's a ton of truth to it. However, it's still partly genetics, and your race plays a part in your overall level of intelligence, regardless of your education.

[red1]

black people are ashy as **** and they smell like shit.

they also have pubes on their head

caught your girl with a n*gga huh?

[ace23]

The OP pointed out black folk's "women" have > booty. Hell, I'm willing to admit black women "on average" might just be equipped with the best ass around. I will say them Hispanic womenz aren't far behind (pun-intended) if not up to par with their respective counterparts.

Most Hispanic groups known for big booties (Ricans, Brazilians, etc.) have African ancestry, though. They're black.

[Edwin]

I think I've Tweeted more than once, how I wish I was black sometimes. I'm stuck American/Puerto Rican Latino though.

Oh and Black People vs. ******.

[MetsPackers]

I'll list why I believe being white is the best

-cops will let you out of tickets often
-cops won't stop you simply for walking at night/having a backpack/on a bike
-people love to hire us
-white women > all
-men are never ruled out "id never date a black guy"...
-people are not afraid of us, which is better imo; leaves more doors open
-more money on average
-MetsPackers is white
-we can do anything we want; white rappers, white black history experts, w/e
-we run the world

[BrickingStar]

Add best athletes in the world

[ballup]

You probably have never encountered the police before.