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Old 03-11-2008, 12:17 PM   #1
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Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover


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Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover

By Megan Levy
Last Updated: 2:38am GMT 04/03/2008

A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.

The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.

A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".

According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.

The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.

When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.

The man's employers, HG Construction, told The Sun: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh".
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Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again."

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Old 03-11-2008, 12:32 PM   #2
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Difference is the man who got caught tried to come up with a lie. According to Romo there's no shame in Vucking. They woulda stormed in and he'd say "We're in love! You've never been in love so you could never understand!" then dragged poor Henry out of the room and out the door
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Old 03-11-2008, 04:43 PM   #3
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_HPSlrZU4

Somebody email this to Romo. It's safer, a full days supply of vitamin C, and can help him lost a little weight.
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Old 03-11-2008, 04:50 PM   #4
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Difference is the man who got caught tried to come up with a lie. According to Romo there's no shame in Vucking. They woulda stormed in and he'd say "We're in love! You've never been in love so you could never understand!" then dragged poor Henry out of the room and out the door

Vucking?! BWAHAHAHAHA

Please tell me you just made that up and it's not a real term made by real people who really actually do it and meet at support groups every second Thursday of the month at 7pm.

"My names Gary and I'm a Vucker. Oh, this is overeaters anonymous? Oops, I got my support groups mixed up"
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Old 03-11-2008, 07:32 PM   #5
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yeah i made it up lol
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Old 03-11-2008, 07:55 PM   #6
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When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.


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Old 03-11-2008, 08:09 PM   #7
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:13 PM   #8
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:30 PM   #9
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:33 PM   #10
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Difference is the man who got caught tried to come up with a lie. According to Romo there's no shame in Vucking. They woulda stormed in and he'd say "We're in love! You've never been in love so you could never understand!" then dragged poor Henry out of the room and out the door
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:42 PM   #11
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Funniest post ever...

Fassion Issues is greatness.
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:41 PM   #12
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It's not even like he just photoshops random ****, it's that whatever he photoshops is hilarious...

Kwajo and him should have a little battle or something on some topics to make funnier pics.
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Is this guy even a real person???
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Old 02-21-2014, 06:01 AM   #14
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why would someone snitch on something like this
people at my job have done some real shady shit but would never snitch on em
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reminds me of this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0S642NtHtE
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