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    Default Bill Simmons to VICE? Can we make this happen

    No holds barred sports media, let him run sports for VICE, he'll attract tons of talent, get an HBO show, podcasts, website, media renegade MONSTER.

    YES

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    CAN!!

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    Default Re: Bill Simmons to VICE? Can we make this happen

    Quote Originally Posted by The Macho Man
    Vice trash simmons trash

    Perfect fit
    why don't you go jerk off your cousin while you watch wrestling...

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    Default Re: Bill Simmons to VICE? Can we make this happen

    Vice can't afford him.

    ESPN paid him $3m a year. he ain't taking a fat pay cut.

    he's probably going to FOX sports.

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    Default Re: Bill Simmons to VICE? Can we make this happen

    How about no

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    Default Re: Bill Simmons to VICE? Can we make this happen

    Grantland > Vice

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    Default Re: Bill Simmons to VICE? Can we make this happen

    Quote Originally Posted by DCL
    Vice can't afford him.

    ESPN paid him $3m a year. he ain't taking a fat pay cut.

    he's probably going to FOX sports.
    Ain't Simmons mainly a basketball guy, and there is no basketball on FOX Sports?

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    Default Re: Bill Simmons to VICE? Can we make this happen

    Quote Originally Posted by DCL
    Vice can't afford him.

    ESPN paid him $3m a year. he ain't taking a fat pay cut.

    he's probably going to FOX sports.

    ESPN paid him five million a year, and Vice can afford him, they are valued at $2.5B and are getting their own news channel, taking over History 2 on the A+E Networks. Get Simmons to run something similar to Grantland, and pump out more docs, all while swearing and talking real about everyone with out fear of persecution from the suits over at Mouseshuwitz.

    His agent James Babydoll Dixon handles Colbert, Stewart and Kimmel so he can make shit happen in TV.

    Home f*cking run!

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    Default Re: Bill Simmons to VICE? Can we make this happen

    Quote Originally Posted by The Macho Man
    Why are you a fan of such a monumental fvkboy?
    because he's built a great website, a great documentary series, has an entertaining podcast and writes fan based articles. Simmons is probably the most important and influential media figure in sports today, he isn't some talking head goober or ex-jock clich

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    Default Re: Bill Simmons to VICE? Can we make this happen

    Quote Originally Posted by The Macho Man
    No, he's just a weenie who thinks he's funny and is painfully unfunny.
    Maybe we can just have standup comedians do all jobs (but only the good ones)?

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