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King James
Always Keep your condoms in the car...
My wonderful girlfriend and I have been dating for over a year now. Two months ago, I finally proposed to her. There's only one little thing bothering me: Her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law is twenty-two, wears very tight miniskirts, and generally goes bra-less. Yesterday, "little" sister called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me we should make love just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.......
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The People's Choice
Re: Always Keep your condoms in the car...
Omfg omfg I'm dying hahahaa I'm laughing so hardd hahahahahahahaha omg loool
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NBA Legend
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(◣_◢) CoLa
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Re: Always Keep your condoms in the car...
old joke. funny though...
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ifirtworld
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King James
Re: Always Keep your condoms in the car...
Originally Posted by brwnman
old joke. funny though...
Saw it on Facebook today. Had to share it to whoever hasn't read it.
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Mohamed Bamba
Re: Always Keep your condoms in the car...
Not bad.
Serious question: would the heat inside the car **** your condoms if you did keep some there? Like, I live in the desert and sometimes it gets 120+ inside the car.
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Alpha Tarheel
Re: Always Keep your condoms in the car...
Nice. Good advice even without the anecdote.
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Re: Always Keep your condoms in the car...
Originally Posted by rufuspaul
Nice. Good advice even without the anecdote.
You f*ck Paula Broadwell yet?
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*****
Re: Always Keep your condoms in the car...
Why did he start running toward the front door? At first, I thought he just wasn't interested. Was he going to get a condom?
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Alpha Tarheel
Re: Always Keep your condoms in the car...
Originally Posted by DonDadda59
You f*ck Paula Broadwell yet?
Naw, she only goes for those military types.
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Hold the door
Re: Always Keep your condoms in the car...
Super old joke, but still hilarious. Probably shouldn't have put the punchline in the thread title.
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(◣_◢) CoLa
Re: Always Keep your condoms in the car...
Originally Posted by ace23
Why did he start running toward the front door? At first, I thought he just wasn't interested. Was he going to get a condom?
Yeah
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Serious playground baller
Re: Always Keep your condoms in the car...
The irony is her family is conducting this test to see how decent and honorable you are, yet, they allow your fiancees younger sister to degrade herself in-front of you by asking her to remove her panties and throw them at you.
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