I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within

**Dasher** · 10-22-2008, 01:17 PM

What are your qualifications?

Do You have street cred?

Can you provide references?

Are you a military veteran?

List relevant experience.

Do you have any special skills?

**Dasher** · 10-22-2008, 01:27 PM

Job Description

A member of a group, gang or entourage whose primary purpose is to carry drugs, usually marijuana. Through this job, the leader of the group has no liability in any potential drug related problems.
Damon Stoudamire should make one of the members of his entourage a weed carrier. That way, if the cops stop the entourage, he will not take the downfall.

**rufuspaul** · 10-22-2008, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Dasher

What are your qualifications?

Do You have street cred?

Can you provide references?

Are you a military veteran?

List relevant experience.

Do you have any special skills?

20MWM. I'd have your back and I wouldn't sample the merchandise (more of a booze man myself).

**Legend of Josh** · 10-22-2008, 02:06 PM

If Jeff would unlock my Sagat account, I'd loan you da muscle homey...

... since you my manz and all ... I got sumfin' fo u until ya boy J$ is out da pen, 1

Slim Charles can take car-dat

**StroShow4** · 10-22-2008, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Dasher

Do You have street cred?

may i suggest this man for the job? his street cred is unmatched amongst ISHers. see the following threads for reference:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44737
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44941
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46445

dude is tough as nails.

**rufuspaul** · 10-22-2008, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by StroShow4

may i suggest this man for the job? his street cred is unmatched amongst ISHers. see the following threads for reference:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44737
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44941
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46445

dude is tough as nails.

Much more street cred than we could ever hope for.

**Looten Plunder** · 10-22-2008, 02:22 PM

My weed carrier will undoubtedly be greater than your weed carrier. I present Virgil:

This is how captains of industry do it.

**Legend of Josh** · 10-22-2008, 02:48 PM

OK, I'll admit, good sh*t mang.

**Dasher** · 10-22-2008, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Looten Plunder

My weed carrier will undoubtedly be greater than your weed carrier. I present Virgil:

This is how captains of industry do it.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Looten Plunder again.

Thank you for showing me the way. I appreciate your guidance Mr. Dibiase.

**Dasher** · 10-22-2008, 04:18 PM

My former carriers:
GoBB:Fired because of his caustic personality and inability to roll a quality cigarillo.

v-unit:Let go for his own safety. He hit the blunt once and was "high" for two weeks.

cartmanclone:Murdered. The case is still unresolved. The streets are pointing to either the 20WM Gang, or the Zionists.

Bean:Promoted to weapons carrier.

J$:Currently doing a bid upstate, for menacing, making terroristic threats, and child endangerment.

**Legend of Josh** · 10-22-2008, 04:21 PM

If you can work something out with the DA... and get man mans Sagat off the chains he can surely roll for ya'llz ... that e-ga roll deep on them young'ins out deer

**rufuspaul** · 10-22-2008, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Dasher

cartmanclone:Murdered. The case is still unresolved. The streets are pointing to either the 20WM Gang, or the Zionists.

Well, 20MWM was trying to take out the whole crew but Cartmanclone was the biggest target.

**canadianballer** · 10-22-2008, 04:29 PM

whyz j$ banned? i have alwayz thought his postz were funny

**Smokee** · 10-22-2008, 04:44 PM

Don't they have to be like 13?

**loot** · 10-22-2008, 04:52 PM

well you should look for a loser with low self esteem to carry your weed, they do present some problems though:

- cats: will smoke it himself, no street cred
- vacuumboy: will probably try to eat it, or **** it...also no street cred
- cartman: too bad he became a devout muslim, as a blood he wouldve been a good carrier. although you probably only could use him by day. you want to keep an eye on him afterall
- boxer aka baller: probably good carrier but has not e-streetcred. big problem.
- vcdrivesaporsche: give him your weed and he'll give you back a googled image instead. no use.
- tmacyaowhatever: you'd probably see him tryi9ng to sow the weed in his garden. just too dumb
- poseidon: give it to him and he would start a huge discussion an hour later on wether or not you gave it to him in the first place

- SuperboyXX0018: he's probably high on life too. he wont smoke it. little streetcred but you can make him believe anything. earn his thrust and you've got yourself a dedicated carrier. i think he's your guy

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