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Old 09-19-2019, 08:32 AM   #1
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Default Update on the cringey fedora kid's junior high school crush...

https://youtu.be/1z8zK2K8RSc

Y'all remember Garrett, AKA the fedora kid, and how he aimed for the stars but came crashing down to earth in the cringiest of ways? Well, other than most prolly being a prominent figure in the incel community (honestly didn't care enough to look for him), remember that cute little teeny he had a crush on? Well, she's all grown up now and became a beautiful young woman and...you guessed it, dating the QB but in college now.

RIP Garrett



https://www.google.com/search?q=gunn...revc&prmd=inmv

Absolutely never had a chance
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Old 09-19-2019, 08:36 AM   #2
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That kid needs to lift some weights and get a better haircut

The ladies love silly guys as long as they’re good looking
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Old 09-19-2019, 08:58 AM   #3
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Of course she's doing ok, I wonder how Garrett is doing. Man that video is hard to watch
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Old 09-19-2019, 10:54 AM   #4
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Someone really should have put a stop to this beforehand. Garrett will have years of therapy for this.
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Old 09-19-2019, 11:27 AM   #5
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It's amazing what fitness and lifting weights can do to lubricate a womans va8ina
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Old 09-19-2019, 11:35 AM   #6
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Someone really should have put a stop to this beforehand. Garrett will have years of therapy for this.
Exactly...kid was only 13, where the fukk was the dad in all of this? Any damn male adult???

First, kid needs a clue and some self awareness, forget about her being out of his league, she was in a whole other sport Someone should've stepped in a told the kid to aim a bit lower. Then he went and committed the first deadly sin of being friendzoned, he went and put the pusssy on a pedestal

Absolutely no chance.
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Old 09-19-2019, 01:01 PM   #7
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So sad.

But so revealing of how women truly are.
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Old 09-19-2019, 01:08 PM   #8
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So sad.

But so revealing of how women truly are.


How?? What did she do? Be nice to him and actually talk to him, which he mistakenly took for interest?
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Old 09-19-2019, 01:12 PM   #9
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This story probably hits home to a lot of ISH members.
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Old 09-19-2019, 01:15 PM   #10
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How?? What did she do? Be nice to him and actually talk to him, which he mistakenly took for interest?

Are you serious, mate?

She's a shallow c unt and couldn't even muster up agreeing to a single date in front of millions of viewers.

She could've let him down off camera to save him.

White knighting is pathetic, especially when a broad like this wouldn't even shit in your mouth to save humanity.
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Old 09-19-2019, 01:17 PM   #11
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This story probably hits home to a lot of ISH members.

It does.

But the kid could've redeemed himself by lashing her with a verbal assault and exposing her shallow c unt ways.

She gets to walk around scot-free feeling like an untouchable queen.
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Old 09-19-2019, 01:20 PM   #12
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The comments from the video are hilarious.


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Later that day Alexa's quaterback boyfriend ate her chocolates while getting head by Alexa.


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Old 09-19-2019, 01:39 PM   #13
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Couple of things...

1) The guy is incredibly cringe and lacking self awareness. His little spiel is absolutely embarrassing. However, that does come with a caveat... if some chad looking football player in HS had pulled the exact same awkward as **** stunt, she would have swooned hard. So it really was never about the cringe for her... not really. It's about the fact that he's trying to play well out of his league and at that time, she knows she is clearly out of his league.

2) While unbelievably cringe, at least the cringelord shot his shot.

3) This cringe nerd won't peak until he's like 35 or so... his trajectory is nothing but up.

4) This girl was super cute, and she is still attractive... but it's pretty clear she has already hit the wall in terms of her looks... https://www.instagram.com/_alexablair/ Like I said, she's still definitely above average, good looking girl... but in relation to the general population, she peaked probably around the time that the cringe video was made. It's likely that her 30's are going to be very rough on her and she will be a shell of her former self.

5) The girl and her QB boyfriend are likely living the very best years of their life right this very moment, that's to say... if they haven't already done so. While their stocks have peaked, cringelord's stock will do nothing but go up for the next 15-20+ years.



So, who really won? The cringelord that made an ass out of himself at least putting forth some effort, or the girl who was peaking right there in that very moment in terms of her value as a sexual partner and likely peak value as a human being overall?

You decide.
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Old 09-19-2019, 01:41 PM   #14
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that girls missing out. dude is about to make the big bucks when they cast him as the new mclovin in the superbad remake.
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Old 09-19-2019, 01:41 PM   #15
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What am I missing here? Kid took his shot and missed.

Total respect from me. I bet you he's doing good for himself right now and isn't an incel at all.

99% of the "incel community" make no effort to get with the women/girls they want. They just bitch about women on social media all day or worse, go shoot up a school or something.
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