How to help a friend that is extremely p-whipped?

[HarryCallahan]

Pics of the chick?

She sounds fvck ugly, why do you want pics?

[ace23]

She sounds fvck ugly, why do you want pics?

To properly analyze the situation.

[HarryCallahan]

To properly analyze the situation.

Is that a euphemism for jerking off?

[ace23]

Is that a euphemism for jerking off?

No

[Budadiiii]

No

Dude, shut the **** up.

[OhNoTimNoSho]

You can help your friend by minding your own damn business

[Nick Young]

You can help your friend by minding your own damn business

ok I'll take all yours advice on here and stop worrying this. I just kept wondering in my head if there's something I can do to sort this shit out but you guys are giving good advice. Mind my own damn business and dont get dragged down by it. Cheers yalls, happy xmas doe

[niko]

ok I'll take all yours advice on here and stop worrying this. I just kept wondering in my head if there's something I can do to sort this shit out but you guys are giving good advice. Mind my own damn business and dont get dragged down by it. Cheers yalls, happy xmas doe

Hey, you thought it through and saw what you could do for him. That's being a friend. Sometimes you can't do antyhing.

[JimmyConway]

LOL I tried that last month, had a house party with a bunch of Scandinavian and romanian girls from my work last month, even was hyping up to him that one of the girls was really into him so he knew there'd be an easy lay. I wasn't lying this girl has met him a few times and told me she wants to f*ck him. An easy 7.5, and upgrade on his prude plain jane girlfriend. His girlfriend wasn't around but he just had one drink and went to bed at 10 to call his girlfriend, hardly even looked at or spoke to any of the girls. It's just gotten to the point where I've completely lost faith in this guy, not just as a friend but as a business partner. He chick is a goddamn Yoko, but whatever if its what they both want I guess I got to let them be.

listen to this bro!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaCKKHcpf0w

[Mr. Jabbar]

Those guys are always disappointing.

Just the type of dudes you cant rely on. I've seen it happen so many times, a dude catches feelings and becomes a slave to the girl. Just lose their drive, their manhood. They turn into drug addicts or some shit. They NEED that girl.

I've always been independent, a leader, an 'alpha' so to speak. Had plenty of girls on my dick throughout schooling, never phased me. I continued to live in the moment and take care of business. Kept pushing forward, never got consumed by the temporary satisfaction of having a mate, didn't get attached, or distracted.

Which is why I consider myself to be better than mostly everyone else. Self reliant and mentally strong and well rounded.

GOAT material.