If Johndeeregreen was Part 1

[Jailblazers7]

If Professor Murder was a hot dog eating champion he would be Professor Frankfurter

[hateraid]

If b-low took the top bunk he'd be a-bove

If Jtotheizzo wanted to play a condiment joke he'd be jizzinthemayo

If thorpesaurous slept with Courney Love he'd have herpesgalaurous

[CeltsGarlic]

if blablabla was black hed be ballaballaballa
if dond was from Thailand hed be donshe
if dond had longer tongue hed be yoshi

[Dasher]

If CelticsGarlic was violently angry he'd be CelticsBrolic
If CelticsGarlic was a condition that kept babies up all night he'd be CelticsColic
If CelticsGarlic was a hairstyle worn by Little Rascal Alfalfa he'd be CelticsCowLick

[blablabla]

If dond13 was a different insidehoops poster he'd be dondadda

[ZeN]

If SourPatchKid was a drug addict hed be SpeedFreakJunkie
If SourPatchKid was a different candy hed be GummyBearBuddy
If SourPatchKid was a sandwhich hed be WhiteBreadLunchMeat
If SourPatchKid were Gilbert Arenas hed be AgentZeroHibachi!

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If dasher was carrying on the tradition of Jack the Ripper he'd be slashher
If dasher was a fan of Chris brown, Arabs, and sought to repeal the vawa act he'd be bashher
If dasher undertook sharia law in disciplining premarital sex he'd be lashher
If dasher did not trust banks and wanted his savings nearby he'd be stashed
If dasher liked to expose his manhood to oncoming females he'd be flashher

[MetsPackers]

If Johndeergreen was on ISH he'd be angry and butthurt all the time; whining and bytching while calling other immature and claiming to be older.
If Johndeergreen was not a virgin he'd have much less pent up anger.
If Johndeergreen was American, he'd finally be happy and able to let go of the grudge he holds over his parents for bearing him in Canada.

Edit:
Oh shyt we can do other people. word more to come later

[ZeN]

If Johndeergreen was on ISH he'd be angry and butthurt all the time; whining and bytching while calling other immature and claiming to be older.
If Johndeergreen was not a virgin he'd have much less pent up anger.
If Johndeergreen was American, he'd finally be happy and able to let go of the grudge he holds over his parents for bearing him in Canada.

Edit:
Oh shyt we can do other people. word more to come later

Your doing it wrong.

[LamarOdom]

If Gobb was a Nazi, he'd be Goebbels

Your doing it wrong.

You're.

[ZeN]

If Gobb was a Nazi, he'd be Goebbels

Niiice...

You're.

Exactly.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

If Mr. I'm So Rad got laid he would be Mr. I'm So Glad.

If Mr. I'm So Rad's dog died he'd be If Mr. I'm So Sad.

If Mr. I'm So Rad had a baby with a hooker but denied he was the father on the tv show Maury he'd be Mr. I'm No Dad

Wow!

If LatinaHeat was a slab of steak served in a Mexican bar, she'd be CantinaMeat

If CatzHernandez was a long lecture that your date's father gave you before you took her out to dinner, he'd be CrapHerDadSays

If KBlaze was a sexually curious high school boy exploring his sexuality, he'd be GayPhase

If Vapid contributed anything entertaining to this board he'd be unrecognizable

If Zen were an unnecessary clone of Ryu he'd be Ken

This one's pretty damn clever.

This thread is is freaking hilarious, keep it up guys!

[ZeN]

If Eat Like A Bosh was a CEO hed be Eat Like A Boss
If Eat Like A Bosh was named Randy hed be Eat Like A Moss
If Eat Like A Bosh dressed like a boss hed be Eat While So Posh
If Eat Like A Bosh had mad sexual swag hed be F*cks With Panache

[rufuspaul]

If b-low took the top bunk he'd be a-bove

If Jtotheizzo wanted to play a condiment joke he'd be jizzinthemayo

If thorpesaurous slept with Courney Love he'd have herpesgalaurous

If hateraid was a promiscuous food server he'd be waiterlaid.
When hateraid fired the domestic help he was like "latermaid".
If hateraid was a hole in the ground caused by a meteor he'd be cratermade.
If hateraid was a good place to play video games he's be greatarcade.

[StroShow4]

If Dasher was a hater he'd be Basher.
If Dasher wanted to invite a girl out on a date he'd be AskHer.
If Dasher made delectable mashed potatoes he'd be Masher.
If RufusPaul was a place in a public restroom he'd be RufusStall.
If RufusPaul was Shawn Bradley he'd be DufusTall.
If RufusPaul was an elementary school basketball team he'd be StudentsBall.