What? You really think it's just a coincidence that the Lakers with Kobe AND Dwight, a team that was being heralded as the future champs, would be beneath the Clippers?
No. The Mayans predicted the end of the world, and it is coming.
Look @ the Lakers schedule all the way until 12/21/12:
12/14: @ Wizards
12/16: @ 76ers
12/18: v Bobcats
Why are they facing 2 terrible teams and 1 good team before the end of the world? Simple: the Mayans wanted to give the Laker gods a bit of rest before destroying the planet. It's obvious, fellas. There's no coming back from this.
Why did Ron Artest change his name to Metta World Peace? Clearly because he wanted to ask for forgiveness from the Mayans. It was his was of saying, "Please, Mayans, don't destroy the earth." But the Mayans didn't give any cares. None.
So what, is it just another coincidence that Dwight's nickname is D12? Even Tarzan knows D12 stands for "Destroy earth on 12/21/12." It's in the Bible. Look it up.
You want more proof, right? Both of the STEVEs are missing in action. In Mayan script, "Steve" stands for "Silly turtles, earth vanishes exactly!" It's a literal translation so excuse the senselessness. The "turtles" are us, humans who have been sheltered by the Lakers' 16 banners. And we are apparently "silly." ... "Earth vanishes exactly" just means that this planet is coming to an end.
And does anyone else find it suspicious that the Lakers don't play again until the day AFTER the world ends? It's to trick us into thinking everything is fine, but truly, they'll all be leaving on a spaceship to a different planet. That's why the Clippers play on 12/21/12. They're meant to die. Sterling forgot to suck some Mayan dick, and unfortunately, they didn't prepare the spaceship for his team to leave.
With a record of 9-14 currently, it's becoming clear. The world is finally ending. It's been a nice run, guys. See you on the other side... Wherever that might be.
No, I'm not being serious. They'll hopefully get it together soon. How soon? Idk. We'll have to wait and see, I suppose.
Re: The Mayans Predicted It! AND IT IS HAPPENING!!!
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Originally Posted by Scholar
The world is ending.
What? You really think it's just a coincidence that the Lakers with Kobe AND Dwight, a team that was being heralded as the future champs, would be beneath the Clippers?
No. The Mayans predicted the end of the world, and it is coming.
Look @ the Lakers schedule all the way until 12/21/12:
12/14: @ Wizards
12/16: @ 76ers
12/18: v Bobcats
Why are they facing 2 terrible teams and 1 good team before the end of the world? Simple: the Mayans wanted to give the Laker gods a bit of rest before destroying the planet. It's obvious, fellas. There's no coming back from this.
Why did Ron Artest change his name to Metta World Peace? Clearly because he wanted to ask for forgiveness from the Mayans. It was his was of saying, "Please, Mayans, don't destroy the earth." But the Mayans didn't give any cares. None.
So what, is it just another coincidence that Dwight's nickname is D12? Even Tarzan knows D12 stands for "Destroy earth on 12/21/12." It's in the Bible. Look it up.
You want more proof, right? Both of the STEVEs are missing in action. In Mayan script, "Steve" stands for "Silly turtles, earth vanishes exactly!" It's a literal translation so excuse the senselessness. The "turtles" are us, humans who have been sheltered by the Lakers' 16 banners. And we are apparently "silly." ... "Earth vanishes exactly" just means that this planet is coming to an end.
And does anyone else find it suspicious that the Lakers don't play again until the day AFTER the world ends? It's to trick us into thinking everything is fine, but truly, they'll all be leaving on a spaceship to a different planet. That's why the Clippers play on 12/21/12. They're meant to die. Sterling forgot to suck some Mayan dick, and unfortunately, they didn't prepare the spaceship for his team to leave.
With a record of 9-14 currently, it's becoming clear. The world is finally ending. It's been a nice run, guys. See you on the other side... Wherever that might be.
No, I'm not being serious. They'll hopefully get it together soon. How soon? Idk. We'll have to wait and see, I suppose.
The Mayans Predicted It! AND IT IS HAPPENING!!!
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