George W. Bush has said some stupid shit, but Prince Philip may have him beat.

[Manute for Ever!]

For those not in the know, Prince Philip is the husband of HRH Queen Elizabeth II, making him the Duke of Edinburgh. He is also a racist and an all-round dumb mother****er who was born on a kitchen table in Greece. Here he is farting at an official Royal engagement (second from left):



He is a constant source of embarrassment to the British Royal family, due to him opening his mouth. Some of his pearls of wisdom:

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[JtotheIzzo]

though some are highly inappropriate, many are quite funny.

seems like he'd be a cool wacky uncle or grandpa...probably bought booze for William and Harry when they were underage.

[plowking]

Seems like your classic racist, senile old man.

[DCL]

he seems as mature as a typical ish poster. i can tolerate him and probably even top him on some.

[iamgine]

This guy can replace Charles Barkley as analyst.

[DinoRadja40]

I dunno but I like this guy, hopefully at that age I can come up with some witty one liners like that.

[DCL]

“Do you still throw spears at each other?”
-To an Australian Aborigine during a Royal visit in March, 2002.

if you got offended, you dont have one funny bone in your body.

[Take Your Lumps]

sounds like a funny mother****er to me

[Kobe Jnr]

[QUOTE=Manute for Ever!]For those not in the know, Prince Philip is the husband of HRH Queen Elizabeth II, making him the Duke of Edinburgh. He is also a racist and an all-round dumb mother****er who was born on a kitchen table in Greece. Here he is farting at an official Royal engagement (second from left):



He is a constant source of embarrassment to the British Royal family, due to him opening his mouth. Some of his pearls of wisdom:

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[InspiredLebowski]

While obviously not fitting public statements from royalty, dude seems funny as shit. Guy's got the best of both worlds, not only is he a prince so you can't say shit to him, but he's old as dirt so he's got that excuse.

[Manute for Ever!]

if you got offended, you dont have one funny bone in your body.

I never said he wasn't funny

[Real Men Wear Green]

Seems like your classic racist, senile old man.

Basically. Didn't find him too funny myself.

[iamgine]

Here's one to Obama:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXKMIDbUbQ8

[BRabbiT]

yeah, he does seem racist & just dumb, overall.

some of his quotes are funny...

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[jbot]

eh, they're all inbreds. look at prince charles. u can't tell me that guys parents aren't siblings.

some of that stuff he said is downright funny. i can't take people serious who still call themselves princes, princesses, queens, etc. that shit is so ancient and dumb.