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    Default What are your thoughts about getting pat on the a*s ..

    So I only had 3 seconds left on the clock and the guy throws me the ball at the end of the court. I did a pump fake, spun 360, fake again, and chucked a fade away at half court with my eyes closed and 4 guys on me to beat the buzzer. My teammates then ran up to me and started palming their hands on my sweaty a*s. For some reason I felt a tingly sensation running down my balls. This is incredibly motivating for me and in the next game I was able to put up 60 points while shooting 80%. The rest of my teammates only scored 4 points (all on freethrows, 1 a piece, and 0% fg).

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    Default Re: What are your thoughts about getting pat on the a*s ..

    Quote Originally Posted by Rondooooooooooo
    That's why bron is so good, bosh has the best a$$ slaps around
    I have to give it to Kobe. He gets it all the way up the a*s crack. That was the secret to Shaq's mvp season.


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    Default Re: What are your thoughts about getting pat on the a*s ..

    You need to try and coerce a nude, locker room slap. It's next level shit.

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    Default Re: What are your thoughts about getting pat on the a*s ..

    some people don't reach out or make any gesture to others encouraging them while they are concentrating on other things.

    I just say thanks when I'm back in my zone I guess.

    Probably make it a point to stop if they are stopping my concentration.

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    Default Re: What are your thoughts about getting pat on the a*s ..

    It's a tradition in my country to feel each other's balls after you score. Sometimes a little bit of *** comes out when I'm playing great.

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    Default Re: What are your thoughts about getting pat on the a*s ..

    meh. i prefer to administer a firm handshake and a swift kick in the ass. look me up sometime for a free sample.

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    Default Re: What are your thoughts about getting pat on the a*s ..

    Quote Originally Posted by IamRAMBO24
    I have to give it to Kobe. He gets it all the way up the a*s crack. That was the secret to Shaq's mvp season.




    That's sexy.

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    Default Re: What are your thoughts about getting pat on the a*s ..

    Quote Originally Posted by jaybee682
    That's sexy.
    could you hand me your glasses, a magnifying glass, and a scanning electron microscope, pls?

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    Default Re: What are your thoughts about getting pat on the a*s ..

    You did a lot in 3 seconds bro



    Anyway though, we don't slap each other ass where I'm from. We just do high fives or say good shot/shit.

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    Default Re: What are your thoughts about getting pat on the a*s ..

    i love it when i get a d1ck up my ass.

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    Default Re: What are your thoughts about getting pat on the a*s ..

    Quote Originally Posted by riseagainst
    i love it when i get a d1ck up my ass.
    Take your homosexuality activities somewhere else. This is a man's thread.

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    Default Re: What are your thoughts about getting pat on the a*s ..

    Quote Originally Posted by moe94
    lmao
    This.

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