what heaven is like

[Kobe_Bryant]

as you all know i died back in january of 2020. and yes we all knew something was wrong because we dropped super fast. we couldn't see anything but we knew it was the end. it was like riding a rollercoaster sorta but way scarier. i didn't feel a thing if that makes people feel any better. or worse considering how much people hate me here. i know most of you are wondering what the afterlife is like. we're not in the clouds. we're everywhere at once. we can connect with anything in the universe that has energy flowing through it. believe it or not but energy has memory and can retain our thoughts and experiences. the reason you can't tap into it or read it with machines is because those memories don't belong to you. we have control over our own personal sparks that can go around the world and through people or objects. we can take over your body too sometimes. you know how your dreams are so weird and they have nothing to do with your actual life. its because they're blending with other dead peoples memories so you see yourself in a different place and time.


as for the whole god and religion thing. thats all bogus. theres only past dead people and animals with intelligence that pass on to this realm. it sort of began by accident i guess. i don't know for sure because i'm just guessing like all of you. all i can say is what isn't true.

think of the afterlife like avatar except everything with energy is that tree






just call me jake sully

[Gohan]

I cried and prayed for you. Also, i know there is a god so ill never entertain the rest of that post

[Axe]

I cried and prayed for you. Also, i know there is a god so ill never entertain the rest of that post

He's lying lol

[000]

as for the whole god and religion thing. thats all bogus.

Based.

[Phoenix]

I'm referring this thread to the CIA, this is mass shooter behavior.

[Chick Stern]

but, is there poon?

[Kobe_Bryant]

but, is there poon?

sometimes when women are sleeping i will pass into their body and feel myself up. its hard to take over peoples bodies when they're awake. we used to do it but people started performing exorcisms and things just get messy

[Phoenix]

In 'your' heaven is Kobe finally ranked ahead of Lebron?

[Kobe_Bryant]

In 'your' heaven is Kobe finally ranked ahead of Lebron?

well my heaven is on earth because there is no heaven so yes because most players do have me ahead of lebron

[TheCorporation]

In 'your' heaven is Kobe finally ranked ahead of Lebron?

SHUT IT DOWN

[Gohan]

well my heaven is on earth because there is no heaven so yes because most players do have me ahead of lebron

How can heaven be on earth when existence is pain?

[Kobe_Bryant]

How can heaven be on earth when existence is pain?

I dont feel shit unless I take over someone's body. the planet is really nice when there's nothing to worry about. and it's the only place where our energy can experience anything because we use cameras and people's eyeballs to see stuff

[1987_Lakers]

In 'your' heaven is Kobe finally ranked ahead of Lebron?

[Kobe_Bryant]

I can see my life long obsessed critics are swarming again because I am all they think about daily. and for good reason. you see if I wasn't ranked ahead of lebron they would treat me like other obsolete irrelevant legends


because the cold hard truth is I am ranked ahead of lebron by a majority of respected opinions. only no name journalists or message board posters rank lebron ahead of me for their majority because they're mostly made up of incel basement dwelling current super fans or people that never watched a game or picked up a basketball in their life. when the all time greats make their lists I usually end up ahead of lebron and it's about respect. not fan worship or propaganda. there is context to this and I at least have some accomplishments nobody can degrade. lebron has none

[1987_Lakers]

Here are Kobe's finals stats

2000 - 15.6 ppg | 39 fg%

2001 - 24 ppg | 41.5 fg% | 50 TS%

2002 - 27 ppg | 51 fg% | 62 TS%

2004 - 23 ppg | 38 fg% | 46 TS%

2008 - 26 ppg | 40.1 fg% | 50.5 TS%

2009 - 32 ppg | 43 fg% | 52.5 TS%

2010 - 29 ppg | 40.1 fg% | 52.8 TS%



Here are Kobe's game seven stats.

44.2 MPG

22.2 points

FG 38.9%

FT 67.3%

8 RPG

5 APG

1 SPG

1.3 BPG





Here are Kobe's stats when facing elimination.



22.3 PPG

5.8 RPG


3.5 APG

1.3 SPG

1.3 BPG

on a 50.3 TS

and his teams went 9-10 in those games.