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Old 09-13-2010, 10:34 PM   #91
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Someone negged me on that lol, someone don't like Kanye.
I didn't neg you, but that song is beyond trash.
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Old 09-13-2010, 10:36 PM   #92
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I didn't neg you, but that song is beyond trash.

The chorus keeps replayin in my head.
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Old 09-13-2010, 10:37 PM   #93
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The chorus keeps replayin in my head.

Because of you it was stuck in my head
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Old 09-13-2010, 11:43 PM   #94
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why would a guy fap w/ another guy in the room? why not do it in the shower?
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Old 09-13-2010, 11:58 PM   #95
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why would a guy fap w/ another guy in the room? why not do it in the shower?
toast/soggy biscuit duh
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Old 09-14-2010, 12:01 AM   #96
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toast/soggy biscuit duh
reminds me of a friend who told a group of us that he once humped a soggy sack of bread and got off. he was a strange guy.
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Old 09-14-2010, 12:57 AM   #97
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speaking of fapping anybody ever beat off to some girl that you are interested in and then after you blow, u feel like u didnt like her as much as you thought. God i hope i dont get neg repped for that....
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Old 09-14-2010, 01:26 AM   #98
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It's almost that time again.


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Old 09-14-2010, 09:55 AM   #99
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It's almost that time again.


Will update

So nothing happened I guess. Either that or his roommate caught wind of him snooping on his laptop. He probably punked bballer into a corner... made him go down as he's crying like a little bit*h, tears gushing like a possytoot's cooter... then forced him to fap him off.
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Old 09-14-2010, 09:57 AM   #100
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It's almost that time again.


Will update





this 1st time is one thing...but now you're anticipating that shit. freak J/K

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Old 09-14-2010, 09:58 AM   #101
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So nothing happened I guess. Either that or his roommate caught wind of him snooping on his laptop. He probably punked bballer into a corner... made him go down as he's crying like a little bit*h, tears gushing like a possytoot's cooter... then forced him to fap him off.

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Old 09-14-2010, 10:38 AM   #102
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He was probably like...



*sniffle sniffle*

"OK, I'll do it! OMG, gross!"

*starts fappin' while eyes clinched/closed tight*

"OMG - gross!"

*lightening speed fap motion*

... ... ...

... ... ...

~~~~~

"OMG SUPER GROSS DUDE!"

Roommate: "STFU, man up, you took it like a champ!"

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Old 09-14-2010, 11:02 AM   #103
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It's almost that time again.


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LOL do you feel the jitters?

I say you place a hidden camera in dorm to catch all the action. Just stock up a folder full of videos of your roommate jackin off. This is purely for fieldwork, of course.

The next step, collect all evidence. Old crusty socks, used condoms, kleenex in his garbage, whatever you can put your hands on. Keep it all in one box, close to your bed, for safekeeping.

Once you do all that legwork, the final step would be to catch him right in the act. While he's working out that forearm, ambush him from the bottom bunk like Charlie. Pull off those sheets and physically hold him down in case of any resistance. Hopefully, you can time all this as he's orgasming for the perfect climax to your lil adventure.

The proof is in the pudding, follow these simple steps and you're going to get him reaal good.
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:19 AM   #104
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Ambush him like Charlie. I LOL'd.
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:25 AM   #105
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I suggest you pull a Frank Dux. You're on bottom, right? Next time he fappin', close your eyes, meditate, concentrate like Shidoshi taught you... with perfect timing use the Dem Mack (Def Touch) from the bottom to the top bunk so he'll lunge into the ceiling, deek first, smashed and bent to all hell while ejaculating all over heemself.
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